Best Stephen Colbert quotes -- in honor of his birthday

[locopolitico]

Best Stephen Colbert Quotes Ever

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-stephen-colbert-quotes.htm

[LuvNewcastle]

1. This one is awesome:

''Christianity is the best way to cure gayness -- just get on your knees, take a swig of wine, and accept the body of a man into your mouth.'' —Stephen Colbert

[TlalocW]

2. It's kind of a wonder he hasn't been excommunicated

He's Catholic and apparently has taught Sunday School at his church, but if the Vatican can get pissed off at American nuns because they don't practice the institutional bigotry the church wants them to, and the US Bishops can start an inquiry into the Girl Scouts, you would think some of the things he says would get him called on the carpet.

TlalocW

[AmyDeLune]

3. Nah, he's a *Man*

Men in the church can do anything, it's just those uppity women the papacy has a problem with.

[vanlassie]

5. I doubt that they would want to find out his response

To any papal threats. This guy has titanium balls. Just sayin.

[Scuba]

4. ''Like all great theologies, Bill O'Reilly's can be boiled down to one sentence:

''Like all great theologies, Bill O'Reilly's can be boiled down to one sentence: there must be a God, because I don't know how things work.'' —Stephen Colbert