What the hell is going on with Ted Cruz's hair?

[Judi Lynn]

Dan Carson,
Chron.com / Houston Chronicle
Feb. 12, 2021
Updated: Feb. 12, 2021 3:44 p.m.

Ted Cruz is in the news again, to no one on terrestrial Earth's surprise.

What may be of note, however, is the nature of this most recent Cruz News. Namely, that the Texas senator appears to have sprouted a mullet out of hot blue nowhere.

Cruz arrived at the Capitol Building Friday to observe-cipate (observe while somehow also actively participating) in another day of former President Donald Trump's ongoing second impeachment trial. Television viewers were quick to notice that Cruz's haircut had suddenly come to take the shape of a once-promising Triple-A reliever's.

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[marble falls]

1. It needs shampooing.

[dchill]

2. To get the Trumpgrease out.

[marble falls]

14. General poor hygiene.

[3catwoman3]

3. That can NOT...

...be real.

[mr_lebowski]

10. That's what I've been saying ...

I'm not buying into this based on one tweet.

[czarjak]

4. Could we get a daughter's opinion, please?

[bamagal62]

5. A covid haircut?

[drray23]

6. white supremacist haircut ?

[Zorro]

7. He'd look better with an actual mullet on his head

[live love laugh]

8. Hair fitting for a smarmy clown 🤡 nt

[badboy67]

9. Mullet Man.

[C_U_L8R]

11. Well, the beard is supposed to look like a chin, somewhat

But that mullet mop in the back sure isn't a brain. The hamhanded grecian formula'd temples look kinda dopey too.

[KT2000]

12. Now he's a Peaky Blinder??

He wishes.

[Maxheader]

13. Crowd pleaser?

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[dreamland]

15. It's not falling out fast enough