$1 million bounty on Putin offered by Russian businessman

[ItsjustMe]

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-699098

The Russian entrepreneur said the Russian president came to power by "blowing up apartment buildings in Russia."

A $1,000,000 bounty for the arrest of Russian President Vladimir Putin was offered to military officers by Russian entrepreneur Alex Konanykhin in a post he published on social media this week, as Russia continued its invasion of Ukraine.

"I promise to pay $1,000,000 to the officer(s) who, complying with their constitutional duty, arrest(s) Putin as a war criminal under Russian and international laws," wrote Konanykhin on LinkedIn. "Putin is not the Russian president as he came to power as the result of a special operation of blowing up apartment buildings in Russia, then violated the Constitution by eliminating free elections and murdering his opponents."

[CentralMass]

1. Wow. That is probably a bargain compared to what Putin's reign of terror is costing him.

[vlyons]

2. As I predicted

the oligarchs would not tolerate Putin's lunacy indefinitely.

[lagomorph777]

44. Perhaps others will chip in.

[appalachiablue]

45. ...

[Botany]

3. Putin isn't worried about being arrested but getting shot.

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[sop]

4. That little button in front of Putin activates trap doors below seats at the other end of the table.

Putin's a dead man walking.

[left-of-center2012]

25. "that little button ..."

It's not for a diet Coke ?

[Ziggysmom]

49. Oh hee hee that was a good one!

[KS Toronado]

37. That or it throws up bullet proof glass around him

paranoid little prick just like his employee IQ4.5

[forgotmylogin]

66. Below the floor is lava and sharks with frikkin laser beams...

[efhmc]

5. I see this picture everywhere, Photoshopped, etc. What is it exactly?

[Iwasthere]

9. Not photoahopped

Clearly showing his paranoia

[efhmc]

48. I did not mean that this pic was photoshopped but that it has been photoshoped to add others

like the former guy to the pic.

[trusty elf]

55. Here's one I did.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

13. It's very real: Orban, Macron, Sholz, Defense minister, Lavrov foreign minister, etc.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/dereksaul/2022/02/15/putins-long-tables-explained-why-he-puts-some-leaders-including-germanys-scholz-at-an-extreme-distance/?sh=529f5ac470fb

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/feb/08/vladimir-putin-massive-table

It's real, the photos are real, but yes, people have taken them and photoshopped jokes onto them for new images.

[L. Coyote]

14. Table Genius. The photoshopped versions are funnier.

Link to tweet

[leftieNanner]

20. All current photos of him at a table

with someone else, show a VERY long table.

With Macron for example.

[Budi]

8. Sounds like Vlad's gonna need a longer table.

[NJCher]

29. here's the table he needs

Mortician's table

[Budi]

32. 👍 well that would do too!

[Botany]

35. Hillary all but called for Putin to be killed the other night.

Something like, well somebody close to him might have to take care of "things." Rough quote

[IronLionZion]

15. So they just yell across the long table

I like how the other people sit near each other but Putin is the only one with major social distance

[ShazzieB]

53. Putin is the only one who's worried that the others might want to kill him!

Seriously, I think it's all about paranoia. I've seen many comments from pundits to the effect that Pootie is getting more paranoid all the time, and I find that very believable.

[IronLionZion]

58. Russians might be considering Operation Valkyrie

[disndat]

62. Putin may be paranoid,

But people really want to kill him for real.

[lagomorph777]

43. Yeah, one of those guys would have to be a damned good sniper to take him out at that range.

[Xoan]

6. Musk should raise ...

to a $Billion.

[SheltieLover]

10. Yes he should!

[Xoan]

7. Musk should raise ...

to a $Billion.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

11. Konanykhin's house is only one floor, he doesn't drink tea or wear underwear. . . nt

[eggplant]

51. He'll still probably fall out of a window onto a polonium bush.

[Captain Zero]

63. Or fall out of a car window

Onto a freeway in traffic.

[samsingh]

12. this is true

[Dublin321]

16. False flag

It's true, the bombing of apartment buildings in Moscow in '99 was most likely false flag to justify the war on Chechnya (other atrocities assigned to Chechnya terrorists were real, e.g the 2004 hospital attack).

[live love laugh]

17. Funny how dictators and thieves want the respect of title.

President my ass.

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

18. Bounty on Putin...?

[Cate54]

19. This too!

Putin is also afraid of being poisoned. No syringe can touch him that far away from the group.

[gab13by13]

21. Even paranoid people have enemies.

[pandr32]

22. It finally looks like Putin is finished

The how and where is yet to be determined.

[calimary]

56. I just hate to get my hopes up.

But I hope you're right.

If I may be so bold, I daresay we all do.

[pandr32]

67. Well, save a few MAGAts

Especially TFG and his circle. Too bad for them. 🤗

[pandr32]

23. TFG needs money!

[James48]

24. That table

Only shows he is afraid of catching Covid.

[Harker]

26. Maybe he could throw in a couple hundred for Trumpsky, too. n/t

[Evolve Dammit]

27. why does it have to be an officer? Open it up to all comers

[Starfury]

28. Is there a gofundme account? Asking for a friend... nt

[Martin68]

30. There's some courage in making such an offer. It will put a Putin target on his back for a future

poisoning other hit job.

[mainer]

31. That's going to go up.

Make it a billion.

[onetexan]

33. oh now he's pissed off the oligarchs

[TeamProg]

34. I LOVE IT !!

(((( ))))

[crickets]

36. Wow. Tick tock, Vlad. nt

[Texaswitchy]

38. Make it a little more.

At least 5 million.

Russian money is not worth anything now.

[Lonestarblue]

39. It will take more than one military leader.

If they do not stick together and carry out any coup as a team, they will fail because Putin will have a personal security team to protect him. In those photos of Putin at the long table, I imagine several security men standing behind Putin and aiming assault rifles at the other end of the table. Putin will not be easy to remove. Perhaps the only way is to create a barricade around wherever he is and allow no food or any supplies in. When his personal guards get hungry enough, they will leave.

[dlk]

40. May it be the first of many...

[sop]

41. Maybe other people don't want to sit too close to Putin when the bomb goes off.

[world wide wally]

42. Make it dead or alive

[Irish_Dem]

46. Is $1 million enough to take the risk?

Probably needs to be a higher number.

[marmar]

47. I suspect an arrest won't work.

The only way he's going anywhere is to be taken out Bourne Identity-style.

[C Moon]

50. "We're going to need a longer table, Mr. Putin."

[Grins]

52. Where were you in 2014 when he blew up those buildings...?

Too late!! You lost your country and its soul.

[krkaufman]

54. What the Mad King merits

https://www.twitter.com/plooger/status/1498776251238125570

[bucolic_frolic]

57. Hoping that once a few key people realize this offers a way out of the war and confrontation

that it will take hold. Constitutions usually do offer hope to the people, often some form of democracy, and those were even the founding principles of - believe it or not - the Soviet Union. I'm not familiar with the government of the Russian Federation, but suspect it to be similar. Hoping, for the people of the Ukraine, for the masses of Russia, for the rest of the world. This Russian businessman has floated a very big idea.

[Quakerfriend]

59. Good for him! I wish we could

send some very powerful bomber drones
over his estate in Sochi…

[IzzaNuDay]

60. Bounty? Take a number...

While the Russian economy tanks faster than a lead balloon, I would be certain there are others (specific oligarchs) relying on the economy for their prosperity. I’d imagine there will be others who want to contribute to the bounty action!

[birdographer]

61. Arrest??

I seriously doubt pootie would stand there while they put the cuffs on him. They need to bump that up to a Dead or Alive poster and tack it up everywhere. And take the officer requirement off it.

[Escurumbele]

64. Has anyone checked if this is true? I have not been able to find anything to corroborate the story.

[Raster]

65. let's CROWDFUND it up!

Let's let the whole world play... How High Can We Get Putin*s Bounty?

Rules: Dead or Alive. Preferably DEAD.