24 Very Serious Guesses About What Trump Was Hiding In His Safe

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https://www.yahoo.com/news/24-very-serious-guesses-trump-214521086.html


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[DURHAM D]

1. Drugs nt

[usonian]

2. Rosebud.

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3. Kickin'

[jmowreader]

4. No, no, no...

What's in Trump's safe is a stack of photos of every Republican elected official in the country fucking a goat. It seems that the pictures are highly curious in that all of them are in exactly the same pose, it's the same goat, their bodies seem very much identical to Eric Trump for the men and whoever Trump's last press secretary was for the women, and none of them have the look on their face that you'd probably have if you were standing there screwing a farm animal. For that matter, the goat doesn't look like he's a participant in this scheme either. A closer examination of the photos reveals that they're photoshopped in that there's a half-inch of the barnyard the goat was in still left around it, and the picture of the body models was taken in Donald's living room in Trump Tower.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

5. I still think that it is the pee tape

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[MurrayDelph]

6. Maybe a *COPY* of the pee-pee tape

But there is no way Russia would give him the original.

Personally, I think it's a copy of what the Russians have on Lindsey, which at this point I think is Lindsey dancing on top of a bed containing either an underage black male or an underage white make while Lindsey is in blackface, wearing pearls and a pink negligee while singing "I Adore Being a Girl"