Ted Nugent Announces Final Tour, So Maybe God Is Real

[ItsjustMe]

Ted Nugent Announces Final Tour, So Maybe God Is Real

The world is a terrible place. As humanity quickly careens towards self destruction as a result of climate change, artificial intelligence, thermonuclear war or any number of totally preventable calamities, it sometimes feels like nothing good will ever happen again.

It is always darkest before dawn, friends. Ted Nugent, the transphobic, apartheid-supporting, xenophobic gun nut conspiracy theorist who shit his pants to dodge the draft, has announced his final tour.

The guitarist, who hasn’t been musically relevant for multiple decades but nonetheless is enough of a fucking asshole to stay in the public discourse, announced his imminent retirement from the road in a video posted on April 13th. Because we can’t win ‘em all, he said that he’ll still make records.

[Skittles]

1. fuck him, and anyone who pays to see him

[Silent Type]

3. +1.

[OAITW r.2.0]

2. The Bite Me Tour.

Cuz Teds gets that,

[Ferrets are Cool]

4. Only if he sends down a lightning bolt as a final farewell.

[multigraincracker]

5. Pedo-Ted.

Don’t forget his love of 13 year old Jail Bait.

[twodogsbarking]

6. For tickets.........

[link:https://clearfieldcountyfair.com/events/ted-nugent/|

[hatrack]

7. I remember a Fox talking head referring to him as a "revered guitarist" . . . . .

This happened to be on the same day Alan Holdsworth died.