Welcome to Florida. We can explain the state we're in (we think)
You must be so excited to move away from ice scrapers, seasonal affective disorder and studio apartments only billionaires can afford. Welcome to the friendliest place on earth!
We know moving can be disorienting. So heres a brochure clarifying a few positions often demonized by the mainstream media. (Not the most profitable mainstream media of all, of course. Fox News gets it right.)
First off: Glad you could join us! Youll find we have all kinds of people. In fact, weve welcomed vast hordes of refugees. (The blond ones with Slavic cheekbones, that is. The brown ones we shipped coatless to a Massachusetts island.)
The most important thing to know: In Florida, we respect life. Well fight for your right to life. From 6 weeks in utero, to age
well, whenever the death penalty gets ya.
Here, respecting life means access. (Not access to medical care were kinda launching an inquisition-style review of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.) Florida respects life
with assault weapons.
https://www.tampabay.com/opinion/2023/05/04/welcome-florida-we-can-explain-we-think-column/
RKP5637
(67,112 posts)apcalc
(4,465 posts)Before DeSantis. Really couldnt wait to sell it and get out of that hot, buggy, rainy hell hole. Truly, I did not like it.
So happy I got out. Especially glad, now that Im watching the book banning, anti LGBTQ, anti-trans governor.
scarletlib
(3,418 posts)Last edited Fri May 5, 2023, 08:49 AM - Edit history (1)
Timeflyer
(2,018 posts)How much more free and not-woke can we stand?