"Suicide mission": Trump reportedly turned down by lawyers because his "case is a certain loser"

[ItsjustMe]

“Suicide mission”: Trump reportedly turned down by lawyers because his “case is a certain loser”

"Infamously difficult client" Trump is struggling to replace top attorneys who abruptly resigned last month

Former President Donald Trump is struggling to find enough lawyers to defend him in a mounting number of legal cases, according to Rolling Stone.

Trump, who has been indicted in connection to the 2016 campaign hush-money payments in Manhattan and the Mar-a-Lago documents case, faces potential indictments for his efforts to overturn his 2020 election loss in D.C. and Georgia. But Trump's effort to recruit new lawyers to defend him has been "fraught," in part because Trump is an "infamously difficult client," sources told the outlet.

[bucolic_frolic]

1. He will simply have to serve as his own counsel.

[Permanut]

2. Fraught with portent, as Bullwinkle would say..

Eddie Fraught and George Portent, that is.

[magicarpet]

11. Is there enough popcorn on the entire planet,...

..... to meet the expected demand ?

[usonian]

16. Working just as fast as I can.

[Lonestarblue]

3. Plus, he probably doesn't pay them unless they're smart enough to get their money up front.

[no_hypocrisy]

4. And he'd likely sue them for malpractice

when he loses.

[BigmanPigman]

5. Why doesn't he ask Alan Dershowitz

to work for him for free.

[Midnight Writer]

6. Exactly. Or Mark Levin. He talks 3 hours a day on the radio about what a weak case this is.

[cab67]

20. Dershowitz has already said 'no'

according to the article.

[Midnight Writer]

7. Who wouldn't want to take on an impossible case for an asshole client who won't pay you anyway?

You might learn some skills that you will find of personal benefit in your own life.

[usonian]

8. With the SAG strike ...

What the hell?

[doc03]

10. Doesn't Keanu kind of look like Jarod Kushner in that photo nt

[usonian]

15. I've never seen his high school portrait.

Pacino sure would add a touch of class.
Eastman even wears a clown suit.

[doc03]

9. Jackie Chiles is looking for work

[usonian]

14. outrageous, egregious, preposterous

[Fullduplexxx]

12. Ooooo melanoma is gonna be really angry now

[NBachers]

13. He should just hire Aileen Cannon, and then he can have her as both judge AND attorney.

[orthoclad]

19. Already done.

[Skittles]

17. it's not just his CASE that's a loser

DONALD TRUMP IS A FUCKING LOSER

[keithbvadu2]

18. More donations! More donations!