No one will ever be diagnosed with autism after nine months from now.
Trump will make it an act of criminal malpractice to make the diagnosis. Also, health insurance companies will have no obligation to cover any expenses resulting from a diagnosis of autism, since it will be deemed fraudulent.
Also, our Perfect Leader has a metabolism so finely balanced, that he never shits. We have always been at war with Eastasia.
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