'things happen' -- because bone saws, they're so unpredictable

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Preznit Fuckwit was beside himself with glee yesterday, because he got to have a snugglebunny playdate with one of his all-time favorite despot besties: Mohammed bin Salman, the Crown Prince of Bone Saw Arabia.

look at this giddy dipshit.

bin Salman: “…and Reagan is one of the historical presidents that had close ties with Saudi Arabia—”?
Donny: “but does Trump—?”
bin Salman: “we work with all presidents.”
Donny: “does Trump blow them all away?”
bin Salman: “uh, uh—”

and then Donny does whatever the fuck this is.

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/things-happen-because-bone-saws-theyre il

[Uncle Joe]

1. B doesn't stand for Bubba, does it?

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

[markodochartaigh]

2. "I don't care where that hand's been."

n/t

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

3. Their left is the one they wipe their ass with