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The Borowitz Report: Denmark Offers Trump Ownership of Room in Assisted Living Facility in Greenland

Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/denmark-offers-trump-ownership-of
DAVOS (The Borowitz Report)In a much-praised resolution to a roiling diplomatic crisis, on Wednesday Denmark offered Donald J. Trump full ownership of a room in an assisted living facility in Greenland.
The deal was orchestrated by French President Emmanuel Macron and Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney, who were seen high-fiving moments after Trump signed the admission form.
Speaking to reporters, Carney said that Trumps new home was actually located in Iceland, not Greenland, but added, Were pretty sure he doesnt know the difference.
For his part, President Macron acknowledged that the agreement represented a compromise, noting, Our first choice was an ice floe.
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The deal was orchestrated by French President Emmanuel Macron and Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney, who were seen high-fiving moments after Trump signed the admission form.
Speaking to reporters, Carney said that Trumps new home was actually located in Iceland, not Greenland, but added, Were pretty sure he doesnt know the difference.
For his part, President Macron acknowledged that the agreement represented a compromise, noting, Our first choice was an ice floe.
Good one Andy!
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The Borowitz Report: Denmark Offers Trump Ownership of Room in Assisted Living Facility in Greenland (Original Post)
FakeNoose
Jan 22
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SheltieLover
(78,220 posts)1. Prison cell would be a better fit, imo
get the red out
(13,997 posts)2. Prison cell
on an ice floe.
SheltieLover
(78,220 posts)3. Yes. Solitary.
Let the slob starve...
