Jeff Tiedrich - who's the falling-down drunkest sewer clown of them all?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

so, who’s the most shitfaced member of the Donnyverse?

you could be forgiven for assuming it’s Piss-Drunk Pete Kegstand, the champagne-guzzling dunk-tank clown who grew up to be Donny’s Secretary of Death. after all, ‘piss-drunk’ is right there in his name.

and sure, in the running would be US Attorney Boxwine, famous for regularly showing up for her on-air Fox News gig as a word-slurring, four-sheets-to-the-wind mess.

well move over, you two amateurs. all that shit pales in comparison to the inebriated antics of Krazee-Eyes Kash Patel, who, according to reporting by The Atlantic, is so prone to being ahem allegedly passed-out soused in his office that on at least one occasion, his own staffers had to employ a fucking battering ram just to gain access to do a wellness check.

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/whos-the-falling-down-drunkest-sewer

[Blue Owl]

1. Donald tRump's Liquor Cabinet

[BattleRow]

3. Ass likker cabinet

[BurnDoubt]

2. Ah... A little Tiedrich in the Morning.

[GiqueCee]

4. And now...

... the bug-eyed boozer is suing The Atlantic for accurate reporting. Please, Atlantic, don't cave to this oily little shit. He hopes you won't let it get to court, where he is certain to lose. Shred his pudgy little ass, and make him pay with his political life.

[paleotn]

8. So far, The Atlantic has told him to go F himself.

And why not? It's not like they'll lose much readership from the right. They don't have any.

[GiqueCee]

9. GOOD!

[slightlv]

5. I predict he'll be the next one to be thrown under the trump bus.... n/t

[GiqueCee]

10. Yes...

... he's definitely destined to be a grease spot on the pavement in the not too distant future. He's been in over his head from the git-go, and such an offensive little bastard that few, if any, will mourn his passing. "Only the best people", eh, Donnie? As Bugs Bunny would say, "What a maroon!"

[Just Jerome]

6. That was a

Readiness tactical surprise.

Really nice tequila sunrise.

[paleotn]

7. That's a tough one!

But I've got to go with crazy eyes! Whiskey Pete comes in a close second. Box Wine needs more box wine so hopefully she'll crash and burn.

[BattleRow]

12. BOXSWINE

[GiqueCee]

11. Republicans have got to come to terms with...

... the irrefutable fact that, yes, Trump is an incompetent imbecile, but when he goes down, he's gonna take all your sorry asses with him, and you will NOT be around to rule over the ashes of his monumental fuck-ups. The descendants of your descendants will curse your names in alphabetical order for what your power-mad greed has done to this country.
Roast in Hell, motherfuckers.