Mark Steyn: Better not to tense up around police
Mark Steyn: Better not to tense up around police
Published: Nov. 8, 2013 Updated: 12:19 p.m.
By MARK STEYN / Syndicated columnist
At a time when over 4 million people have had their health insurance cancelled, its good to know that some Americans can still access prompt medical treatment, even if they dont want it. David Eckert was pulled over by police in Deming, New Mexico, for failing to come to a complete halt at a stop sign in the Walmart parking lot. He was asked to step out of the vehicle and waited on the sidewalk. Officers decided that they didnt like the tight clench of his buttocks, a subject on which New Mexicos constabulary is apparently expert, and determined that it was because he had illegal drugs secreted therein. So they arrested him, and took him to Gila Regional Medical Center in neighboring Hidalgo County, where Mr. Eckert was forced to undergo two abdominal X-rays, two rectal probes, three enemas, and defecate thrice in front of medical staff and representatives of two law enforcement agencies, before being sedated and subjected to a colonoscopy all procedures performed against his will.
Alas, Mr. Eckerts body proved to be a drug-free zone, and so, after 12 hours of detention, he was released. If youre wondering where his lawyer was during all this, no attorney was present, as police had not charged Mr. Eckert with anything, so theyre apparently free to frolic and gambol up his rectum to their hearts content. Deming Police Chief Brandon Gigante says his officers did everything by the book. Thats the problem, in New Mexico and beyond: the book.
Getting into the spirit of things, Gila Regional Medical Center subsequently sent Mr. Eckert a bill for $6,000. It appears he had one of what the president calls those bad apple plans that doesnt cover anal rape. Doubtless, under the new regime, Obamacare navigators will be happy to take a trip up your northwest passage free of charge. Thats what it is, by the way: anal rape. The euphemisms with which the state dignifies the process cavity search are distinctions that exist only in the mind of the perpetrator, not the fellow on the receiving end. Fleet Streets Daily Mail reports that this is at least the second anal fishing expedition mounted by local authorities. Timothy Young underwent a similar experience after being fingered by the same police dog, Leo, who may not be very good at sniffing drugs but certainly has an eye for a pert bottom. At the time of Mr. Youngs arrest, Leos police license had reportedly expired a year-and-a-half earlier, but why get hung up on technicalities?
Messrs Eckert and Young may yet win their cases. But one notes that the Supreme Court has dramatically circumscribed Fourth Amendment protections against unreasonable search and seizure when it occurs at Americas border, and, post-9/11, the border has been redefined to mean anywhere within 100 miles of the actual frontier. Many European countries are not 100 miles wide in their entirety. A hundred-mile buffer zone from Belgiums northern border, for example, would be well south of the southern border and deep into France. But Deming falls within the 100-mile Fourth Amendment-free zone, and so, I note, between the seacoast and the Quebec border, does the whole of my own state of New Hampshire. It would be prudent, perhaps, for Granite Staters to affect a loose-buttocked saunter when strolling around the White Mountains.
More:
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/police-536057-one-carey.html
Shrike47
(6,913 posts)stopbush
(24,396 posts)Trillo
(9,154 posts)stopbush
(24,396 posts)as prelude to an article about police brutality.
His goal is actually to link Obamacare to the brutality.
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(27,509 posts)Judi Lynn
(160,621 posts)Thanks for the heads-up on him, for future reference.
I won't be looking for a lot from Steyn, then.
The story is still unforgiveable. It cries out to be addressed properly.