Pat Robertson Says Demons Attach Themselves to Clothes

[celtics23]

From: www.davidpakman.com

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Are you sure those aren't fleas, Pat?

[HockeyMom]

2. Haunted Collector

Hey, Pat, John Zaffis has you beat on this by about 40 years.

[gordianot]

3. Oh my demons like dirt attach themselves to clothes.

For a price Pat could up with a laundry additive so you do not have to pray out the demons. It would work like a pre-soak.

[jmondine]

4. I wonder if he has a blister on the side of his finger

From going, "blblblblblblblb"

[yellowcanine]

5. Well this is in the same segment where a dog shot a Florida man so anything is possible.

And FWIW I am fairly sure Pat Robertson's Tighty Whities are full of demons. That would explain a lot.

[yellowcanine]

6. Oral Roberts used to bless handkerchiefs on TeeVee so it stands to reason that

evil spirits could get into used clothing.

[amuse bouche]

7. When will people wake up

to the fact that religion is a farce

[AsahinaKimi]

8. If it were anyone else...

They might be brought in for a psychiatric exam.

[santamargarita]

9. How much is Pat Robertson snake oil?

[Demo_Chris]

10. It's funny. It's also scary that half the people reading this and laughing

Are no more grounded. If you believe in invisible, telepathic, sky people who watch you masturbating you are only a Fuzzy Sweater away from Mr Robertson.

[amuse bouche]

14. If actually half

that would bring me great hope, but do you honestly think half of Americans don't believe in magical sky fairies?

[Demo_Chris]

15. No, but I hold my comrades here on DU to a higher standard n/t

[cynzke]

11. Thanks Pat!

My new excuse to my spouse why I bought new clothes......"But honey, my old clothes had demons!"

[jwirr]

12. Does that mean we should all run around naked? My two year old great granddaughter would love that.

[SHRED]

13. Why just look at his tie...it's obvious