Jim Carrey's 'Cold Dead Hand' Music Video Spoofs Gun Enthusiasts Like Charlton Heston

Good singing!

--imm

Loved the HEE haw intro too.

Wingnut heads are exploding.

"Blame the liberals this. Boycott Jim Carrey that..."

BONUS!

politics aside, Jim Carrey should be aspire to have the film career that Heston had.

Other than solent green, what great roles did he have? Ok, planet of the apes, but what else?

He may have been a shitbag, but he had some cool roles.

not a good fit for the same roles.

its pretty funny. A valid takeoff of Hee Haw and the lyrics are great as he rapidly enunciates at the end. captions would be great! Funny stuff.

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Others fear the sounds they hear, making banditos out of molehills, fill their hearts with porcupine quills, theyre dead and buried long before they go.

Charleton Heston movies are no longer in demand, his immortal soul may lay forever in the sand, the angels wouldnt take him up to heaven like he planned, cuz they couldnt pry his gun from his Cold Dead Hand.

It takes a cold dead hand to decide to pull the trigger, takes a cold dead heart and as near as I can figure with your cold dead hand youre trying to prove your dick is bigger but as we know your chariot may not be swingin low. COLD DEAD HANDS --COLD DEAD HANDS-COLD DEAD HANDS
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E has a great catalog, but is probably best known for this:

JIM CARREY (AS EARL): Some folks ride like the wind
when the whisping pines do guide them,
and the burning light inside them
leaves them warm in the snow.

Others fear the sounds they hear,
make banditos out of mole hills,
fill their hearts with porcupine quills;
they’re dead and buried long before they go.

Charlton Heston movies are no longer in demand,
and his immortal soul may lay forever in the sand.
The angels wouldn’t take him up to heaven like he planned
’cause they couldn’t pry that gun from his cold dead hand.

JIM CARREY (AS HESTON): What did he say.

JIM CARREY (AS EARL): It takes a cold dead hand to decide to pull the trigger.
takes a cold dead heart, and as near as I can figure
with your cold dead aim you’re trying to prove your dick is bigger,
but we know: your chariot may not be swingin’ low.

Cold dead hand, cold dead hand
Cold dead hand, cold dead hand
You’re a big dick man with a little bitty gland
so you need something bigger just to fill your cold dead hand

JIM CARREY (AS HESTON): They’re making fun of everything I hold dear

JIM CARREY (AS EARL): Imagine if the Lord were here
and he knew what you’ve been thinkin’
would his sacred heart be sinkin’
into the canyon of dismay?

And on the ones who sell the guns
he’d stick the vultures and coyotes.
Only the devil’s true devotees
could profiteer from pain and fear.

Charlton Heston movies are no longer in demand,
and his immortal soul may lay forever in the sand.
The angels wouldn’t take him up to heaven like he planned
’cause they couldn’t pry that gun from his cold dead hand.

It takes a cold dead hand to decide to pull the trigger.
takes a cold dead heart, and as near as I can figure
with your cold dead aim you’re trying to prove your dick is bigger,
but we know: your chariot may not be swingin’ low.

JIM CARREY (AS ELLIOT): Hi, I’m Clearly Sam Elliot. Pay attention now braves, this boy’s got something to say, budding social satire; you couldn’t stand smooth. Enjoy the show. I’m a watch that sunset.

JIM CARREY (AS EARL): Cold dead hand, cold dead hand
Cold dead hand, cold dead hand
You’re a big dick man with a little bitty gland
so you need something bigger with a hairpin trigger.
You don’t wanna get caught with your trousers down
when a psycho killer comes around
So you make your home like a thunderdome
and you’re always packing everywhere you roam
but the psychos will no matter what you do
they’re gonna buy way more guns than you
And while you’re stumblin’ now to bed
They put five rounds in the back of your hair
and you get depressed [inaudible at ~5:00]
and you put your own shotgun in your mouth
And your kids walk in and they find you there
Like a headless lump in your underwear
And they move the gun and it kills them too
And your wife just doesn’t know what to do
So she takes a hand grenade from her shoe
And she pulls the pin

And it’s all on you, and your cold dead hand

you.

Regardless of his politics, he was unvarnished awesome on the silver screen.

Zappa. We need more Jim.