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MAD Dave
(204 posts)CurtEastPoint
(18,656 posts)Seriously...
florida08
(4,106 posts)me thinks he does protest too much.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)dotymed
(5,610 posts)his wife must stay so satisfied....
bottomofthehill
(8,344 posts)maybe it would change his shitty outlook on life. hell, maybe he would even like it
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)....it's not exactly a happy meal down there.
TheMadMonk
(6,187 posts)Guess what I watched this evening at work.
bottomofthehill
(8,344 posts)irisblue
(33,019 posts)married since 1991, 7 kids. I feel slightly sorry for Teiro what could he possibly be bringing to the marriage?
Evergreen Emerald
(13,069 posts)in an airport bathroom.
rurallib
(62,444 posts)Squinch
(50,993 posts)Fuddnik
(8,846 posts)Volaris
(10,274 posts)Age of Consent is Age of Consent. If Virginians are getting all kerfluffled over the age difference between CONSENSUAL Adults, maybe they should change THAT law...
Secondly, i think I figured this out. Maybe it's that the Christian Right-ists are so sexually repressed as a demographic, that they can only get off on the REALLY kinky, taboo or illegal stuff. Rather than finding the most weird kinds of outlier fetishes to engage in, maybe in their minds if they outlaw Head, they can still have the thrill they need, and no one actually has to seem "weird".
incoming
Let me put it another way: if illegal BJ's are the GOP equivalent of Sexual Methadone, and that, in turn, that keeps them off the really hard stuff, maybe its a GOOD thing that they are considering this lol.
sarcasm OFF: but it would be BETTER if they just got the fuck over their own inflated sense of Moral Superiority.
Aldo Leopold
(685 posts)mgc1961
(1,263 posts)Its the churchs fault. All those icepicks of Puritanism and daggers of sin stabbing at your pleasure center, endless guilt and shame directed at your own body, the endlessly cruel idea that ecstasy, soft moaning and a hot rush of blood to the netherparts are all surefire signs of the devil, when of course they are the exact opposite.
Maybe its your moms fault? Or your schools? Too many lame-ass boyfriends, maybe a cold and sexless wife? Someone somewhere misleading you via bland, guilt-addled example into thinking sex is something to be feared, or dreaded, or used as a weapon, or (even worse) merely tolerated, endured as a grating necessity, something only guys want and women suffer through to lure some sap into putting a ring on it. Wrong. Oh so very, historically wrong.
Its porns fault! Way too much of it, way too easily accessible, most of it far too crass, desensitizing and grossly explicit, even violent, not to mention setting up all sorts of grotesque falsehoods about how each dumbed-down, pneumatically enhanced gender is supposed to look and behave and squeal.
http://blog.sfgate.com/morford/2013/04/02/why-you-probably-suck-at-sex/
HockeyMom
(14,337 posts)Virginia is for Lovers, but only if you are straight, married, and having missionary intercourse to make babies.
Neoma
(10,039 posts)MarcoS
(64 posts)Also I think this guy needs to try oral sex once before he starts forbidding it for everyone else.
amuse bouche
(3,657 posts)they never get tired of being insane
SwissTony
(2,560 posts)Ain't gonna happen. Hey, we only do this shit to women.
Tell me more about small government, Mr Republican. How does that work in this situation?
Dragonbreathp9d
(2,542 posts)I feel sorry for him
Coyotl
(15,262 posts)Dragonbreathp9d
(2,542 posts)Step one: use your mouth
Myrina
(12,296 posts)Coyotl
(15,262 posts)Great platform
immoderate
(20,885 posts)--imm
hue
(4,949 posts)Jack Rabbit
(45,984 posts). . . do they just like to suck the cocks of voters who are.
IrishAyes
(6,151 posts)It's been said that Democrats want the government in the boardroom and out of the bedroom, while the Repugs want the opposite.
Do they have any idea how deranged it is to obsess over the sex lives of consenting adults?
jjewell
(618 posts)small enough to be drowned in each individual American's bath tub... simultaneously.
IrishAyes
(6,151 posts)I'm personally dedicated to doing my best to drown the GOP! although I'd like to spare the innocent dupes, which certainly disqualifies teabaggers. They're dupes, alright, but not innocent as their raging bigotry shows.