Glenn Beck NRA Keynote Speech Highlights 2013 (Chipmunk Version)

[ProudProgressiveNow]

Glenn Beck delivered the keynote address at the 2013 NRA convention in Houston, Texas. The radio and TV host began broadcasting live from Houston Friday, offering up his own conspiracy theory about the previous day's Houston airport suicide.

"We have to admit two things," Beck told the crowd. "That weapons will always find their way into the hands of bad people, always...but we must declare this: that guns must remain in the hands of good people."

"I will not comply!" Beck stated in the speech! Beck.... the chipmunk version:

[ZRT2209]

1. Dear Glenn, God doesn't need your help. FYI.

And that's an ugly tie.

[janlyn]

2. Pain

I did not think Glenn Beck could hurt my head any worse! That was painful!

[pacalo]

3. Oooo, the drama!

Norma Desmond gets his spotlight!

[ProudProgressiveNow]

5. +1

[SunSeeker]

4. I thought the NRA jumped the shark with Wacko Wayno's "good guy with a gun" solution to Newtown...

But hiring the king of the tin foil hat army to do the keynote speech at their convention makes that pale in comparison.

[Marr]

6. Oh my god. If Glenn Beck is doing the keynote, they really have become fringe.

That's like having Alex Jones do your keynote address.

[NCcoast]

8. Yeah, that's the feeling I'm getting

That's the National Rifle Association say, we're doubling down on the crazy. That's a going to the wall, all in, batsh*t, frothing, kind of crazy. These guys are really carving out a scary position for themselves. They know they're talking to a lot of frighteningly unhinged people within their ranks and they put this later day (saints) Elmer Gantry out there to whip them up. They're throwing gasoline on a fire. What despicable little men.

[Douglas Carpenter]

11. here is the NRA's new President, James Porter in his own words

[zebonaut]

16. Like that good 'ol Southern PotBelly.....

a little too much Kentucky Fried Chicken and Big Gulps

[blackspade]

7. The reasoning that fools like Beck use....

That the 2nd amendment is the lynchpin of democracy is baseless.
This is all about money and fear.

[ProudProgressiveNow]

9. +1 nt

[colorado_ufo]

10. So, he and his family want to be the first ones to share their "bread," their this, their that -

who knew Glenn Beck was a Communist?

Yeah, when I have a fire or a heart attack, I really want Glenn Beck to be my first responder. Got that fire hose ready, Glenn? Break out the paddles and hang the IV!

What an a-hole.

[sulphurdunn]

12. Tell Glenn he can have

all the muzzle loaders he wants.

[Shankapotomus]

13. Great speech

How do they sleep after it?

[ProudProgressiveNow]

14. +1000 nt

[zebonaut]

15. His "Great Fight" is for Felons and Mentally Ill to be able to buy guns??????

This is his "great cause"??????

[OneGrassRoot]

17. omg, that was delicious! K&R! n/t

[ProudProgressiveNow]

18. Thank you. nt

[Crowman1979]

19. He's coo-coo for cocoa puffs!

[Crowman1979]

20. I'm starting a Glenn Beck speech checklist.

-Cherry-picked quotes.
-Spouting out famous names.
-Pull crazy shit out of my ass.

add some more if you like!