Casting Allegations against my Alliteration? We need MORE!

[TrollBuster9090]

The Attorney General will not cast aspersions on my asparagus!

Note that one of the commenters on this video came up with some others that can henceforth be called GOHMERTISMS. (As opposed to 'spoonerisms')


The Attorney General will not cast...

Malice on my mangoes
Spells on my spaghetti
Doubt on my donuts
Negativity on my nectarines...

WE NEED MORE GOHMERTISMS. What are some of yours?

As a fan of Irwin Allen's old LOST IN SPACE show...Dr. Smith was always a genius at insulting the Robot. But he only scored points for alliteration. The new list of Gohmertisms should contain lots of that. The obvious difference, however, is that when Dr. Smith insulted the Robot, it was the Robot who looked stupid. Gohmert, by contrast, insults HIMSELF everytime he opens his mouth.

Partial List of Dr. Smith's Robot Insults:
dlepated Amateur
Adlepated Armor Bearer
Aluminum Canary
Animated Weather Station
Arrogant Automation
As Protective as a Leaky Umbrella
Astigmatic Automaton
Automated Oaf
Babbling Birdbrain
Babbling Bumpkin
Bellicose Bumpkin
Big Mouth
Blithering Blatherskite
Blithering Booby
Bloated Blimp
Blundering Bag of Bolts
Blithering Bumpkin
Book-Making Booby
Broken-down Has Been
Brutish Product of the Mineral World
Bubble Brain
Bubble-Head
Bubble-Headed Booby Bulbous Bumpkin
Bumbling Bag of Bolts Bumbling Booby
Bumbling Bucket of Bolts Bumbling Cracker Barrel
Bumptious Booby Bumptious Braggart
Bungler Bungling Incompetent
Cackling Cacophony Cackling Canister
Cackling Clod Cackling Cookoo
Cackling Coward Cantankerous Clod
Cold Hearted Clod Caterwauling Clod
Cautious Clump Chattering Magpie
Clanking Clod Clod-Like Collection of Condensors
Clumsy Clod Clumsy Cloot
Clumsy Clump Complete Moron
Computerized Clod Computerized Clump
Confused Compass Cowardly Clump
Cowardly Friend Cumbersome Clod
Cumbersome Clump Cybernetic Simpleton
Cybernetic Skeptic Defective Detective
Dehumanized Lie Dispenser Demented Diode
Deplorable Dummy Deplorable Dunderhead
Despotic Dunce Digitised Dunce
Dippity Dunce Disreputable Dunce
Disreputable Dunderhead Doctor Dunderhead
Dottering Dolt Dottering Dunderhead
Dunce Dunderhead
Elephantine Adam Egomanicale Ethrentricity
Evasive Coward
Ferrous Frankenstein Fiend in Tin Clothing
Floundering Flunky Foolish Fop
Frightful Fractious Frump Frozen Eskimo
Fugitive From a Junkheap Fugitive From a Junkyard
Fugitive From a Scrap Heap Fugitive From a Scrap Metal Yard
Gallumphing Gargoyle Gargantuan Goose
Garrulous Gargoyle Ghoul
Gigantic Gargoyle Goose
Gregarious Gremlin Hard-Headed Harbinger of Death
Hard-Headed Harbinger of Evil Hardware Hyena
Hopeless Heap of Tainted Tin Hulking Mass of Mechanical Ignorance
Hypertensive Hypochondriac Ignominious Ignoramus
Ill-informed Ignoramus Impersonal Collection of Inanimate Hardware
Incompetent Moronic Lump Incompetent Walking Ingot
Incompetent Idiot Incompetent Imbecile
Ineffectual Ineptitude Inept Gold Bricker
Inept Idiot Infamous Informer
Ingot of Ingratitude Ingrate
Insensitive Brute Insensitive Clump
Insensitive Idiot Insensitive Machine
Insipid Ineptitude Iron-Borne Ingrate
Irresponsible Winebibber Jabbering Jackanape
Jabbering Jeremiah Jabbering Judas
Jangling Junkheap Jespoty Dunce
John Barley Corn Judas
Juvenile Junkpile Klunker
Know Nothing Numskull Know-nothing Numskull
Lagert Lamebrained Lump
Lead-lined Lothario Lead-lined Lump
Lily Livered Lump Lily-Livered, Lead-Lined Lummox
Little Mother Ludricous Lump
Lugubrious Lagert Lugubrious Lump
Magnificent Mobile Malicious Moron
Mass of Fear Mealy-mouthed Rogue
Meandering Mental Midget Mechanical Dunderhead
Mechanical Friend Mechanical Meddler
Mechanical Misery Mechanical Misfit
Mechanical Monolith Mechanical Moron
Mechanical Murderer Meddler
Medical School Dropout Mediocre Medical Misfit
Mental Midget Metallic Ham
Metallic Monstrosity Metallic Murderer
Metallurgical Friend Miserable Mass of Metal
Miserable Mechanism Misguided Moron
Mechanical Misery Misshapen Mummy
Monstrous Mountebank Mechanized Misguided Moron
Monstrous, Metallurgical Meddler
Mr. Wrongway Computer Mumbling Mass of Metal
My Insensitive Friend Myna Bird
Nattering Ninny Neanderthal Ninny
Negligent Ninny Nervous Ninny
Nickering Ninny Nincompoop
Ninny Noxious Ninny
Obsolete Oaf Obsolete Piece of Scrap Metal
Old Booby Overcautious Concoction
Overgrown Ninny Oversized Oaf
Parsimonious Puppet Pathetic Pomposity
Pedagogical Pip-squeak Pitiable Pip-squeak
Plasticized Parrot Pompous Pip-squeak
Ponderous Plumber Pot Headed Prankster
Pot-Bellied Prankster Pot-Bellied Pumpkin
Powered Prankster Preening Popinjay
Presumptuous Pip-Squeak Presumptuous Popinjay
Pretentious Popinjay Primitive Pile of Pistons
Proverbial Neanderthal Ninny Puny Pip-squeak
Pusillanimous Pinhead Pusillanimous Pip-squeak
Pusillanimous Puncher Pusillanimous Punkah
Pusillanimous Puppet Pusillanimous Tyrant
Quivering Quintessence of Fear Ramshackled Romeo
Rattletrap Real Great Goose
Ridiculous Robot Ridiculous Roustabout
Ridiculous Ruin Robust Rock Hound
Rolly-Poly Rowdy Rusty Rasputin
Sanctimonious Scatterbrain Scurrilous Scatterbrain
Sententious Sloth Sickening Cybernetic
Silent Sentinel Silly Goose
Silly Old Ninny Silly Sausage
Silly Sloth Silly Stupid Lovable Old Ninny
Silver-Plated Sellout Simple Simon
Slick Sophisticated & Charming Companion
Snivelling Cinderbox Sorry Specimen of Computerhood
Stalwart Companion Stalwart Sortie
Steely-Eyed Sorcerer Stubborn Clatterbrain
Stupid Friend Tarnished Friend
Tarnished Trumpet Tattletale
Terrified Mechanical Dunderhead Tin-Plated Fool
Tin-Plated Fraud Tin-Plated Snitch
Tin-Plated Tattletale Tin-Plated Tintinnabulation
Tin-Plated Traitor Tin-Plated Tyrant
Tintinnabulation Tin Can Tiresome Thesaurus
Traitor Traitorous Electronic Junk Pile
Traitorous Tin-Plated Fugitive from a Junkyard
Traitorous Tintinnabulation Traitorous Transistorized Toad
Transistorized Tiger Treasonous Tyrant
Trusty Aid Tyrannical Tin Plate
Tyrannus Thesaurus Unabridged Dictionary
Unconscious Concoction Unctuous Underling
Uncultured Clump Ungrateful Underling
Ungrateful Wretch Unspeakable Insult
Weakling Worry Wart
Worthless Electronic Scrapheap Wretch
Wrong Way Computer