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"Entire nations have crusted around my navel!"
That was great!
I get it. Some Jews get it. and frankly Jesus is still fighting for (not against) Jews and he's not the Character Republicans create. Last went to church in late 2000 mostly because there is no WELS in Iowa some Missouri no Wisconsin. if you really want hatemongers check out the CLC Lutherans (Mankato MN) at the time practically 1600's Catholics or earlier. WELS is technically to the right of Missouri (easier to truncate Wisconsin to WELS) Jan 1987-August 1991 there was this one Missouri Lutheran school I attended , changed my life forever. And I veered left because of it. Sure there was the abortion feet. We all got one. Tossed mine out a few years ago. It didn't mean anything because we were killing bigger feet. Something my ex pastor from that time annoyed me. To kill others isn't murder since one is saving babies. That a woman's body is not their own but Gods. That might be true and just to be nice I say this year not to him. Jesus would disagree. Before Jesus that might have been true when there was no way to go but to hell But Jesus came along and we could go to heaven. He died for our sins. I'm not sure if he thought we all should suddenly go to church to worship him. But more to spread the news to others that being nice is a good thing. That he would stand in front of an AR-15 and take a bullet for our sins. So Sarah is always plenty fun even if she admits to pleasuring herself while her dads still on the webcam (blush) and I think Jesus would rather watch Jesus Christ Superstar than The Passion of the Christ which aimed to punished modern jews which is absurd. Orthodox Jews maybe Modern Jews no. More often than not Modern Jews are not practicing it. How should I know? My blood uncle married one. Not practicing. True tradition has the candles the menorah candles. Just candles. And nice candles too. Lutheran's have the advent candles. thats 4 candles with usually a purple in the middle. Which makes what my cousin did so much fun. She married her husband in 2011. He was born in Mexico. She's from a family of tolerance. Rather smart. I'm not 
But she's a role model. She might be a decade younger than me but she's my Role model. So while the so called Christians are saying G*d da** and Jesus H C**** and buying guns like I wouldn't believe. Jesus would stand in their way. and maybe joke about saying I'm Jesus fucking Christ. Whatever to get ones attention. But he wouldn't swear. Like those strange right wing christians would. I sure love the folks at Christian Left on facebook. I pointed it out to my mother and it's lifted her up so much. They bring tears to my eyes. They really rock. WWJD ask Sarah 
I figured that out sometime between 1987-1991 with some help from others in 1995-1996
Yet, it somehow made sense
MMM
Acerbic humor is the best. And as my man Saul Alinski sez 'humor is the best weapon'.
RIP Bill Hicks, George 'the king' Carlin, Lenny Bruce and others that fight the power.
Humor before audiences with Gestapo and Waffen SS included, on the sly, was a key way in WWII France to keep morale up (and to sympathize with the Resistance). And do it, on stage to a crowd that understood 'dog whistles' (which the Nazi's didn't understand). Kind of like what Steven and Jon do, on occasion. 
Humor done right can save people. 
Love this! Thanks for posting!
"At 40"
