Tea Bagging Militia Member Has A Breakdown After DC Disaster

[951-Riverside]

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[Diclotican]

1. 951-Riverside

951-Riverside

I don't know - I feel some pity for the man - he looks like he is really down - for not being part of that revolution he was promised - even maybe getting a foot in the power structure he wanted to tear down.... Talking of being left down and out - by his own...

Diclotican

[jberryhill]

4. I feel pity for whomever told him he could act

[xocet]

18. From hell's heart, I act at thee?

I enjoyed the show.

[3catwoman3]

39. I feel pity for him...

...for believing whoever told him that.

[Treant]

45. All the world's a stage

And all the wingers merely bubbas.

Or something like that.

[demigoddess]

49. Yep

+1

[2banon]

62. Exactly. This is was a very poor "dramatization". a joke. but badly done.

[winetourdriver]

5. breakdown

Holy Shit!!

[BumRushDaShow]

11. Diclotican

He's not "real". He yells "I'm a teabagger!!! I'm a teabagger forever" (the "real" members call themselves part of the "tea party&quot and then at the end, he starts quoting from the book "Moby Dick" (something I doubt the crowd who showed up could do).



During the live web feed yesterday, there were some there who were really upset however.

[2pooped2pop]

2. America, America, through amber waves of grain

[beveeheart]

3. Where wuz y'all?

[arcane1]

6. Bwahahaha! "From hell's heart I stab at thee"

Ever notice that conservatives SUCK at humor and satire, while liberals excel at it?

[merrily]

10. A lot of liberals on this board love quoting Jeff Foxworthy, who

broke a lifetime rule against discussing politics publicly in order to campaign for Mittens.

[Ilsa]

12. Jeff also hosts a Bible knowledge game show on GSN.

I've never seen it, and his voice irritates me.

[merrily]

16. I have nothing against knowing the Bible and I used to laugh

at Foxworthy myself. As for his speech, I bet at least 50% of that accent is deliberate.

I just don't know if uber partisanship is serving us well. I mean, the people who pass laws don't think it's a great thing for them, but they sure love making sure the divisions between us get uglier and uglier.

Amazing how quickly the Republicans changed their ideas about whether celebrities had a right to free speech, though.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

41. that's ok. he's merely an exception.

Proves the rule.

[Leith]

13. KHAAAAAN!

Of course he was doing Star Trek. I thought he might have been doing a little Blair Witch Project, but the camera wasn't jiggling.

That was cute. Let's hope that he'll be able to scrub the swastika off his forehead.

[awoke_in_2003]

20. How many conservatives...

would invest the time to read Moby Dick?

[Thinkingabout]

27. Wonder if they think Moby Dick was the one who swallowed Jonah?

[nikto]

34. They think it was Moby-Ama

[calimary]

26. I'd be tempted to say it's because liberals like reading and are probably good at it.

Which means they have reading comprehension and spelling down, too - plus syntax and punctuation.

[greiner3]

7. Has to be a parody;

Drinking some feriner drink and not JD and quoting Shakespeare, among others.

Good job though.

[arcane1]

9. Most definitely a parody

Though I thought he was quoting Star Trek

[merrily]

17. No idea whom he quoted. I had a hard time understanding what he was saying.

I did catch "Where was y'all?" If that wasn't from Shakespeare or Star Trek, then I guess I missed his inner intellectual and/or geek.

[eShirl]

25. He was quoting Gregory Peck

[awoke_in_2003]

21. Can't see the video at work...

was he doing Shakespeare and Melvin? Someone reference the "From hell's heart I stab at thee" line upthread- that was Moby Dick.

[mazzarro]

37. I was about to ask if this is for "real"? -- n/t

[haydukelives]

56. I thought parody

at the swastika

[merrily]

8. Hey, don't have a cow, man.

(Teabagger militia, Bundy. I tried.)

Who filmed this guy's sad, drunken rant and why?

[trusty elf]

14. He's good!

Nice job!

[xfundy]

15. Parody or not

let's make it viral.

[Electric Monk]

19. Poe's law

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

[TDale313]

55. Yep. I assumed it was parody,

But if someone proved it wasn't, I would not be totally shocked. We've seen stranger, more over-the-top things that weren't.

[yuiyoshida]

22. This has got to be an act...

Nice imitation from STAR TREK.....

[smallcat88]

23. It was Star Trek and Moby Dick

Khan says that in Star Trek II - quoting Moby Dick.

As for whether this is real - presumably we are supposed to believe he's drunk most of that bottle that's in his hand. Shouldn't his speech be a lot more slurred? And we didn't actually see him throw up. There's a reference to being attacked by a bunch of 'Obama kids' immediately followed by a weird reference to common core which couldn't have anything to do with his alleged attack. This looks like a desperate attempt to generate sympathy after the revolution no one came to went up in smoke. Or rain, as the case may be.

[calimary]

50. Yeah, but nobody threw up.

OY!!!

[hopemountain]

24. of course it is parody

but why is he swinging around a jug of cuervo? blech, nasty adulterated phony tequila. poe would choose something in the bourbon realm.

[MADem]

28. If you go to YT and look at the comments, there are a few people who

can't quite figure out if this is real or not.
Now that speaks volumes...!

Some of the comments are very amusing, e.g.:

So staged. So many things wrong with this. First, a real tea bagger wouldn't be drinking Jose Cuervo.

[knownow]

29. not drunk and still acting badly

I think this should be viral too. This guy records himself? He posts it where ever? Tomorrow he's going to regret this and he won't be able to unpost this. I hope this gets saved and forwarded endlessly. There is nothing like a bad acting job to turn people off. Teabagger till you die?

I predict that guy will get a haircut and change his address so people won't recognize him.
We should all thank him for making that even more ridiculous than we knew it would be.
I don't know if that guy was serious or if he was doing parody. and I don't care. I have experienced a teaparty twit up close and when they're REALLY drunk you can't understand a thing because they don't make sense to begin with.

Lastly, I wonder how many times he practiced falling over the tree.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

43. my ex was like that.

Raging drunk. And when he'd have a rant, it was right out of the rushbag playbook. Only he also denied being republican....

Oh, he was a mess...I think wet brain was setting in.

[calimary]

51. He was clearly drunk.

I can't imagine anybody on OUR side would do any of those things he said were done to him, plus - would anybody on our side steal somebody's gun? We're not the heartless types, and we're not the ones who sneer at the idea of empathy, either. That's THEIR thing, from cheney on down.

[calimary]

54. Welcome to DU, knownow!

Glad you're here! Pretty amazing, isn't it? Hell, I wouldn't want to issue a video of myself doing that shit! Okay, I can see the guy shooting the video to get it out of his system, but after he finished - um - would he REALLY want that all over the internet? Maybe it's a prank, maybe not, maybe he's so pickled in general that he doesn't even care anymore. I've seen the antics of quite a few of these "citizen activists" on the far wrong, and it's amazing what they're willing, and even eager, to post as far as photos and video of themselves. Certainly answers the question "have you NO shame???" with a resounding "NOPE!"

[MrScorpio]

30. Now that's funny!

His parody of the tea baggers is comedy gold.

Thanks!

[SmittynMo]

31. This says s lot

for the tea bagger movement, whether it's real, or not.

[nikto]

32. This too clever to be real

Funny as hell, and smells almost "oniony".

[marble falls]

33. Meh. The real thing is even funnier.

[kimbutgar]

35. Pretty good performance art

It looks fake to me. But I got a good laugh off it.

[Helen Borg]

42. $50 on fake.

[maddiemom]

36. What's wrong with some of you guys?

OF COURSE it's a parody! I'm getting a little worried about liberal sense of humor.

[Teacheral]

38. what's with this moby dick?

Teabaggers may confuse moby dick with a social disease.

[calimary]

52. Welcome to DU, Teacheral!

Great to have you join us! That's pretty funny, too! I don't know whether to laugh or grimace, or various permutations thereof. What a sad creature. I have, however, seen folks with teabags hanging from the brims of their hats, so that part is somewhat believable.

[AC_Mem]

40. Omg lol

This had me lol!

[Jamastiene]

44. .

I honestly wasn't expecting it to be so hilarious!

[progressoid]

46. "I'll see you bastards at Bundyfest"

[japple]

47. Obviously a relative of this guy...

I think it's at 00.26

and the woman who follows must be his wife/companion. She give the explanation that the 10,000,000 other people (who were supposed to show up) can't get there because the campgrounds are surrounded by local flooding...

[calimary]

53. Well, sheesh, makes me think back to the genuine hardships that the Occupy people lived with

and dealt with and coped with during some ferocious winter weather, and they stayed for weeks, and were strong and resilient and inventive and committed - and these spoiled entitlement-drunken pansy-asses can't even cross a rained-out street? They're "trapped in their campgrounds and can't get out"? And if so, where's the coverage of that? I'd expect that, for all the attention this side of the so-called aisle gets from the media, there'd be reporters all over the place digging up details about where the campgrounds are, getting footage of horrible flooding and valiant fording of rained-out streets and a make-shift tent city and all that. We sure saw at least a little of that coverage for Occupy. For Pete's Sake! And, of course, that's also assuming she's even correct and/or truthful. Which is assuming a lot, I'd suspect.

[SmittynMo]

60. Dillusional?

OMG, her trip to Colorado on her way there was well worth it. I think she bought some of the "good stuff".

[japple]

48. Sorry, duplicate post..

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[Spitfire of ATJ]

57. Obviously an audition tape for Red State Update.

[Oakenshield]

58. Obviously a parody.

If anyone would bother to look at his others videos, he compares Cliven Bundy to a cave-man. Still funny though, thanks for sharing.

[zebonaut]

59. Made my day

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Was he wearing Earl Grey or Peppermint?

[Theyletmeeatcake2]

61. Dear sir your videonomination for repug vice presidential candidate Big Brother has been successful