In propaganda war escalation, North Korea News declares kimchi export ban on Russia Today

[uhnope]

Google translation of first minute:

Overriding kimchi progress thwarting progress of post-Soviet bear, Republic People's Korea insisting Abby Martin release from custody to Pyongyang. Residue of coercive kimchi lack involve overwhelming victory. As greatest news invented by dear leader Kim Jong-un, Russia Today falls back to past as jackboot-licking dogs. Moscow demonstrators calling for kimchi renewal met with brute police hostility.

[geardaddy]

1. Love the translation.

It's almost Sarah Palin-esque

[NBachers]

2. Uh-oh - This will lead to a Strategic Kimchi Gap.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

4. Pass the cole slaw.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

3. I guess Russia needs to ban NK from getting any borscht.

[defacto7]

5. It is a terrible blow

Russia's loss of fermented vegetables and hot peppers rolled in cabbage leaf will devastate the Russian culinary elite.

Terrible riots in the streets, burning of effigies, suicide bombs, the total destruction of Moscow... God the horror, Oh the humanity!

[davidpdx]

6. More like bad gas and indigestion with Kimchi

I try to stay away from the stuff personally.