A real look inside the "real" world of the "Sarah Palin Channel" ($9.95 per month)

[brooklynite]

Be afraid...be VERY afraid.

[edgineered]

1. The warning was there, still is. Read twice if needed.

[shenmue]

2. What?

I don't understand what I just saw. Except for the puppy. Yeah, the puppy.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

10. "I don't understand what I just saw."

Try it again with a bottle of hand cream.

[catbyte]

24. Ew, please pass the brain bleach, LOL!

[NRaleighLiberal]

3. she could have been a heart beat away. Utterly terrifying.

[PSPS]

4. Big deal. Don't all losing VP candidates do this?

You know, the old "Joe Lieberman Channel?" And didn't I used to watch the old "Jack Kemp Channel?" Oh, that's right. They didn't exist. Why? Because they were NORMAL PEOPLE, not freaks like Palin.

And, what's with the yarmulkes? I guess her visitors thought visiting Palin was the equivalent of going to temple.

[Half-Century Man]

7. Why didn't their Kipos fit right?

They ride high on the visitors' heads.
I have long hair and wear mine outside nearly every day. Mine sits down on my head. The other men (and 1 woman) who choose to regularly wear Kipos all have them conform to the top of their heads quickly.
The visitors' Kipos looked like they came out of the synagogue grab box (not everybody owns one).

Curious.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

12. The Admiral Stockdale channel was awesome

24 hours of him watching "Matlock"

[calimary]

15. ROFL!!!!!!! DUzy!!!!

Oh man... that made me laugh rather loudly!

[vrp]

5. Well...whatever!

I'd watch if it were free. Not even worth a penny!

[calimary]

16. Welcome to DU, vrp!

Glad you're here! I feel sorry for whoever it is - idiotic enough to shell out good money for this steaming pile! Man, their taste is truly up their collective ass.

[catbyte]

6. Christ on a cracker. There are actually those who pay legal, U.S. currency to watch that inane,

screeching drivel?!? $arah always sounds loaded, too. I could only stomach 2 minutes of that heinous babble. This is a perfect example of The Banality of Evil.

Once again, I wish I believed in hell because John McCain deserves to burn in it for eternity for foisting that half-witted dumbass on all of us. I will never forgive Steve Schmidt either. I don't buy his lame ass justification of such a hideous choice for VP as a "political decision." I hope he experiences a lifetime of waking up in a cold sweat at 3:00 a.m. after what he almost did to the planet. I have a Kindle Fire HDX 8.9 which I LOVE, but the YouTube clip above is sort of small. Does the tall doofus with her have just a really bad haircut or is he wearing a skull cap?

I don't know know whether to , , , or .

Probably all of the above...

[Warpy]

8. Maybe men who are trying to look down her shirt or up her skirt

I can't imagine anyone paying for this crap with the sound on.

[Prophet 451]

14. Picking her was utter cynicism

I will forever be convinced that the only reason for picking Palin was the assumption that Hillary backers would vote for anyone with tits. And, contrary to her drivel, the press gave her a very easy ride. If Obama's wife had been a freaking secessionist, the right would have... treated him exactly as they have.

[catbyte]

20. You've got that right, Prophet. The fact that McCain picked HER made his campain slogan,

"Country First", a sick, twisted joke. McCain was putting McCain--not country--first, just as he's always done. Cynicism describes it perfectly. It also demonstrated the McCain campaign's utter contempt for us women by picking that grifting dumbass. They thought we were so feeble minded that we'd vote for anything with a uterus and that we'd completely disregard Palin's record of anti-woman policies. She tried to force victims of sexual assault to pay for their own rape kits, for chrissakes. "Country First", my Aunt Fanny...

[Prophet 451]

28. She's the conservative wet dream

A fringe-right corporate whore who sings in the church choir and has a hick accent. The party that preaches personal responsibility to the poor always looks for someone else to blame for their own faults and Palin is no different. None of them are ever held accountable for anything, they just blame Obama, the "lamestream gotcha media", everyone is out to get her and she's the real victim, the woman is the walking incarnation of DARVO.

[catbyte]

34. I keep waiting for her looks to go because once they do, so will she. I know that botox does

wonders, but she's looking more & more like Cruella De Vil with each passing day. She knows that's all she's got, so I think that's why she's getting more shrill, "controversial", & downright desperate every time she opens her yap. Her videos that she's posted on her ripoff channel are actually scary. They make absolutely no sense, like that stupefying screed about Elizabeth Warren & raising the minimum wage for fast food workers. Did you see that clip? YEESH. Can you imagine how brutal the right wing hate machine would be if Sasha & Malia acted as despicably as $arah's spawn does, or if one of them became an unwed teen mom? We'd never hear the end of it. I can just imagine what Lard Ass Limbaugh would spew if Sasha or Malia had left her toddler in a limo while attending a drunken midnight party. And why hasn't CPS gotten involved in the aftermath of the Thrilla in Wasilla? They arrested that homeless African American mom for leaving her older kids in her car while she went on a job interview. Who knows what sort of creep that limo driver could've been?

[Prophet 451]

35. As always, IOKIYAR

Conservatives never, ever get held accountable.

[jmowreader]

36. The stretch-Hummer driver stayed outside and watched the kid

[catbyte]

40. So they say. Where did ol'Track rent the Hideous Hummer from, Moose

Environmental Disaster Limos & Child Care?

[jmowreader]

51. My bet: BAC Transportation

I did a real quick search...BAC Transportation says they're the "premier transportation service" in Alaska, and they've got a Hummer limo...which is the one thing in Alaska even more disgusting than the Palins. Click on the link and you'll see.

http://www.baclimoandbus.com/cfm/fleet.cfm?fleet=6

[catbyte]

56. GACK! The inside of those things look just as hideous, garish, and cheesy as the

Palins themselves.

[C Moon]

30. "loaded" ...I was thinking that near the end.

[tblue37]

9. I have never seen anyone fidget so constantly with her clothes--her hair too, but

basically nonstop with her clothes. Tugging at her sweater and her blouse, sometimes at her skirt.

That is a woman who is not at all comfortable in her own skin.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

11. "Get these SPIDERS off of me!!!!"

[catbyte]

22. I'll bet she has a little meth pipe or--at the very least--a prescription for Adderall in her

medicine cabinet. She's gotten a lot more fidgety, flighty, and brittle since 2008, and I didn't think that was even possible.

[toddwv]

13. Wow...

I didn't think it could possibly be worse than I thought it would be but it was...

[Cleita]

17. Favorite word punctuation: "Right ?" eom

[louis-t]

53. That is annoying. Chris Hayes does it, too.

As do a lot of his guests. So does Melissa Harris-Perry.

[ThoughtCriminal]

18. How to make this watchable

Mute the sound and play a Disney villain song from another video. It doesn't sync very well, but occasionally, it hits magic.

Not long enough but try this one for starters:

?list=PL3CC24CD1D897E8CA

[Sophiegirl]

23. Brilliant!! n/t

[colorado_ufo]

19. Ah, yes! I could almost imagine hearing, "Hail to the Chief" in the background!

Makes you wonder what a Karl Rove presidency would be like, which is what it would have been, had she inherited the position as the VP. God knows she could not even have handled the photo shoots, much less any actual work.

[proReality]

21. $9.95/mo.? Outrageous!

$9.95/yr. for this obscenity would be highway robbery.

[SmittynMo]

48. 20 million a month. 2M x 10 bucks

Naw, she's never been in it for the money.

[Zeteticus]

25. I will never get that time back....

and I'm stupider.

[SmittynMo]

49. Nope. None of us will

File it in your memory banks as "WTF was I thinking?"

[Voice for Peace]

26. I'm going to make a hopeful guess that those guys aren't actually fans

and just went to her house on a liberal lark.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

27. desperate for attention. that's all..

Taller guy looked like he might've been wearing a yarmulke! That's sure casting against type..... Lolol!

[C Moon]

29. I'm grateful I'm not a microphone. :O

[Blue_In_AK]

31. Something really weird happened to her.

She wasn't like this when she was governor, I swear. It's just bizarre, like Invasion of the Body Snatchers or something. I met her in 2006, I talked to her -- she was NORMAL. It's just so odd.

[stevenleser]

63. I think Game Change pegged it. She started to believe her own press.

She is suffering from megalomania aided by ample doses of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

[Curtis]

32. Now I need to go and watch

An entire season on Trailer Park Boys in hopes the stupid blends together

[Hulk]

33. Sarah and her crew, and guests, make me ashamed to be an American...

THIS is the bottom of the barrel. This is how low this country has sunk. fox-nonsense is bad enough. Realizing that there are some 2,000,000 +or- Americans that tune in to this absolute embarrassing bull shit everyday is depressing and insulting to anyone's intelligence. Tuning in to this low-intelligence, bimbo, parasitic zero is really about as low as you can go to show just how ashamed we need to be of our fellow citizens. It makes me want to vomit.

[maddiemom]

43. Over TWO MILLION?

Really, has she gotten that many subscribers? At ten dollars apiece, every month? Really sophisticated set, production values, guests! Hope she's at least breaking even.

[Bryce Butler]

46. The 2,000,000+ is for Fox News, not Palin's channel...

[maddiemom]

54. That's a relief, at least.

[SmittynMo]

47. Breaking even?

She's always been in it for the money, since day 1.


Let's see -
Governor (Failed) Cha ching
VP (Failed) Cha ching
Everything else (Failed) Cha ching

Where else, than in America, can you fail this many times and be a success(in her mind)

Believe me, she has a lot of money.

I can't wait for the next scam.

[maddiemom]

55. Hope you realized I was being sarcastic.

[SmittynMo]

64. Of course

I just have a real issue with fake politicians, such as her. Imagine if she would have made it to the white house. WOW. We were saved by the American people that voted her ass out. Thank God we all showed up that year. She's a scam artist, looking for her next way to con more people and make a few bucks.

Ya know, during my career, I was paid for my willingness to learn and apply my expertise and intelligence. This woman has done NOTHING but get paid to look good. She lives in a make believe world, and wants people to pay her to hear all about it. Think about it. 2M viewers at 10 bucks a pop. 20M a month? That's absurd!!! For what? NOTHING!!! All you have to do is see the video.

What a waste of everyone's time.

[EEO]

37. What. The. Fuck.

I want that 6:57 back.

[Gothmog]

38. Palin is a sad person

[Enthusiast]

39. Nice nice nice! They're all so nice. And smart.

[Ineeda]

42. Gay?

I couldn't hear much of the conversation, but I kept hoping the two guys were gay and would exhibit a PDA moment to freak her out. Sarah is easy to punk, but darn - an opportunity missed.

[Dr Hobbitstein]

41. I wonder if she knows that you're not supposed to hold lavalier mics...

You clip them on, and don't speak directly into them...

Also, people pay $9.95/mo for production values that are worse than a Troma film? Bad lighting, no white balance...

Even the framing sucks.

Not to mention that Sarah Palin is a nitwit.

[SmittynMo]

44. What a frickin airhead

I find more entertainment watching the paint dry in my newly painted living room.


OMG - What a waste of funds.



At ten bucks a month, don't you think they'd have a hand held wireless mic on standby?

It was done soooooooooo professional. And at 10 bucks a month, don't you think they could build a studio in their backyard? Build a 2 story and you can REALLY see Russia from there.

[The Wizard]

45. Talking dildo (NT)

[KansDem]

50. .

[jmowreader]

52. This looks REALLY staged to me

I don't think even Sarah Palin is stupid enough to let uninvited guests into her own home. I can just see it.

"Hi guys! What are your names?"
'I'm Tony, this is Manny, and say hello to my little friend...'

[WhoIsNumberNone]

57. Who's running the camera- Bristol?

Whoever it is, I think they're getting paid too much.

[Thor_MN]

58. No freaking way I'd watch a month of this for only $9.95...

What? I'd have to pay them?

[EEO]

59. She could have been our first mentally disabled vice president...

and maybe president...

[Terra Alta]

60. Sarah on Trig: "you're the only 6-year-old in the world who has never had a Cheerio".

Wow. Making wisecracks about her disabled son? Stay classy, Sarah.

[MrMickeysMom]

61. Sorry, guys… I can't finish watching this stupidity….

I'm sure it got more stupid after minute #1, but no thanks

[groundloop]

62. I can't believe I just paused Led Zeppelin to listen to this trash !!!!