Pic Of The Moment: Meet The Lineup For Tonight's GOP Debate

[EarlG]

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[liberal N proud]

1. Spot on!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UNvwuPPXlVU/S10bd2xfBYI/AAAAAAAACpc/WRXq9mQraTg/s400/nail+hammer.jpg

[47of74]

46. I'll second that!

[Amimnoch]

2. Hah!

great.

[ffr]

3. In tears first thing this morning.

Thanks EarlG and DU!!!

[malthaussen]

4. It's sad.

Yeah, I know this is Democratic Underground, and so the schadenfreude is pretty deep when the other party shows failure. But while everyone is laughing, we seem to be missing the fact that there is no longer any real or sensible choice in our politics today. That the GOP cannot muster even a single credible candidate for the highest office in the country is a loss for all of us.

That said, nice graphic.

-- Mal

[flygal]

42. I know the money behind most these guys is to blame

but it's the republican voters keeping Trump and Carson at the top. The two most WTF candidates.

[SpankMe]

5. O. M. G. !!!!

This is perfect - and hilarious!!! Right on!!

[Cyrano]

6. The accuracy of these images shouldn't

make us laugh. They should make us weep. This represents one of our two major political parties, and they've gone totally bonkers. The horror. The horror.

[erronis]

10. It's amazing what crap money can buy!

Disney, Sony, XXX productions are all furious since the best shows are clowns funded by RWassholes.

[lastlib]

69. Ringling, Barnum & Bailey is out of business until after the GOP convention--

they can't compete with these clowns.

[appalachiablue]

7. Each one is spot on! I can't stop laughing-

[Scootaloo]

8. can't we just put them in the Thunderdome? Ten schmucks enter, one schmuck leaves?

[forest444]

54. Now that's an idea.

The problem is, it would all be over the instant Crisco blows a fart.

Oh well, at least Rick Santilli and a few GOP SuperPac bundlers would perish with them.

[perdita9]

9. That's a pretty good likeness of Rand Paul

Chris Christie's pretty good too

[Martin Eden]

11. Tailgunner Ted

I thought Cruz was Joe McCarthy reincarnated the first time I saw him speak.

[Herman4747]

15. Yeah, Cruz does remind one of Joe McCarthy nt

[Jim Lane]

52. That's a bit unfair to McCarthy, who actually did serve in the military.

Yikes, Ted Cruz is so vile he has me defending Joe McCarthy. But, yes, military service aside, there's definitely a resemblance, in more ways than one.

[Martin Eden]

58. Let's just hope Cruz doesn't have the opportunity to do as much damage to our country

Both are despicable demagogues.

[catchnrelease]

59. He always has that whiny crybaby look

Every time I see him I think of:



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[Martin Eden]

60. Yeah, but I don't think ted Cruz ...

... could be transformed into a human being with a transfusion from Gene Wilder's brain.

[catchnrelease]

62. You are right

He's beyond help. At least the creature had potential.

[Martin Eden]

63. Hell, your avatar image has more potential

In the most recent movie he was the good guy!

[catchnrelease]

64. Lol, yes! n/t

[cui bono]

68. Not to mention the suffering some poor unsuspecting soul would endure upon finding out that

their lover got that certain something from that monster.

[lastlib]

70. I think of him more as Jesse Helms with Brylcreem.

Senator No re-incarnated......

[Auggie]

12. Most excellent!

[redstatebluegirl]

13. I LOVE THIS!!!!!!

I need to cut and paste this on my bingo cards for our watch party tonight !

[oldandhappy]

14. wonderful!!

Unfortunately half the country likes them!

[Samantha]

16. OMG - this is a riot

Thank you EarlG -- I needed a good laugh.

Sam

[LibDemAlways]

17. The most frightening thing about that graphic is

that one of those dangerous lunatics will be the nominee and millions of braindead idiots will ignorantly and against their own best interest cast a ballot for whichever turd rises to the top.

[Faygo Kid]

18. Perfect. Your best ever, Earl G.

And I say this as a LONG timer here on DU. Congrats.

[deutsey]

19. Why did you use Christie's actual photo?

[stage left]

48. LoL!

I know. Right? Where is the creativity in that?

[sharp_stick]

20. That's Brilliant

I wish I could come up with those.

[BumRushDaShow]

21. OMFG

EarlG - you earned your pay for the week!

[Tipperary]

22. Perfect!

I love it.

[d_legendary1]

23. Macro Rubio should have been a water bottle

with the words "climate change" in a big red circle with a red line going through it.

[Faygo Kid]

24. I'm freaking tired of these ridiculous a-holes, and those who take them seriously.

Yeah, well I'm retired, so sue me. This will be a joke tonight, as they all jockey for who can be the farthest right wingers, and the least likely to actually be capable of governing. George Washington and Abraham Lincoln will spin in their graves tonight.

[forest444]

25. Marco Rubio:

[lovemydog]

27. roflmao

That's awesome.

Have you seen Narcos on Netflix? I loved it.

Pablo Escobar was a very bad man.

[forest444]

53. If only someone would (could?) investigate Marco's suspected links w/ Reinaldo Bermudez & others.

There would probably be enough material there for a whole season of Narcos (I'm sorry to say I haven't seen any of it so far).

It's a mad world, isn't it.

[lovemydog]

75. It sure is.

You're in for a treat when you watch Narcos. It's very good. Netflix requested another season; I hope it gets into those suspected links you mention.

[flamingdem]

78. Look up Rep. David Riviera who was a business partner of Rubio and dirty

as all get out. Also look up his pal Ana who was on the lam from the FBI.

[flamingdem]

77. +1 but Pablo worked harder!

And ... was more honest.

[lovemydog]

26. Nice!

You crack me up, EarlG. Thanks for all the humor and info! Rock on.

[chillfactor]

28. how hilarious...

but oh how true.....each one picture-perfect...LOL!

[underpants]

29. Hold it! WHERE'S GILMORE?!??!!

[TBF]

30. Kasich - You kids get off my yard!

Excellent.

[patsimp]

31. Brilliant!

[dae]

32. In all truth, the POS pic could be used for all.

[Dont call me Shirley]

33. Cute!

[LonePirate]

34. Excellent work as always, EarlG!

[Duval]

35. I can hardly wait! eom

[BlancheSplanchnik]

36. ROFLROFL!!!!!

LOLOLOLOL!!

[TheCowsCameHome]

37. EarlG, you are beautiful.

Bwahahahahha!

[mountain grammy]

38. Perfect!

[turbinetree]

39. Nice............................. and spot on............................

could you imagine if they came out on stage dressed up like this just before Halloween




Honk-------------------for a political revolution Bernie 2016

[BootinUp]

40. OMG. That is hilarious and also brilliant. nt

[byronius]

41. Best Earl G ever.

[BlueMTexpat]

43. Outstanding!

EarlG - you are a treasure!

These candidates are certainly NOT.

[ornotna]

44. You've set the bar pretty high with this one

Excellent job.

[proud patriot]

45. you've outdone yourself this time EarlG

Truly funny.. had the family LOL

[stage left]

47. K&R

Christie would also make a great Jabba the hut. And John Ellis could be more simply disignated by a zero.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

49. Chris Christie IS a pile of crap all right.

[Kali]

50. !!!

[Sunlei]

51. and still, about 47% of American votes will end up with one of those S'moos.

[FailureToCommunicate]

55. Oh GOD, there's another "debate" ?!? Well, your graphic, EarlG, will help me get thru

it, or turn past it on the tele.

[Bucky]

56. it sounds like Kasich is ready to go full grandpa on Trump & Carson tonight

I stand by my prediction. Carson will tank long before Trump, Trump will whither away slowly, and Rubio will get the nom.

[longship]

57. EarlG is brilliant once more!!!

R&

[DesertRat]

61. Omg, LOL!

[Submariner]

65. I don't Tweet or do Facebook

but I hope some of you on DU who do can post this where it gets seen on social media of the repuke campaign staffs. This is too hilarious to be just observed by our little DU corner of the world.

[lonestarnot]

66. Perfect depictions of every one of them.

[mdbl]

67. This week's Top 10 Conservative Idiots!!

I still miss those BTW

[pacalo]

71. Perfection!

[niyad]

72. I thik you are being too kind to this collection of addle-pated nincompoops.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

73. Well done, EarlG...

that was a pleasure to come home to after a long day at work!

[ladym55]

74. The Kasich picture is spot on

Did you pull his profile picture from Facebook?

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

76. It was a tough choice but

It was the broom !

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!

[waldo.c]

79. Gin and Tacos

It's just too much effort to continue to take these people seriously. The leading GOP candidates are an actual reality TV troll, a clinically insane man who hears voices from god, a woman whose entire resume is a series of staggering failures in the corporate world, and George W. Bush's dumber brother. There are only so many times you can say "Hey everyone, I don't think cutting taxes on the wealthy is an effective economic strategy!" or "The things these candidates say seem incorrect and outrageous most of the time!" Their barrage of stupidity and falsehoods is too constant for anyone with a normal attention span to keep shooting down for very long. We get it. I get it. You get it. These people are all goddamn insane, and the ones that aren't insane are dangerously stupid, and the ones that aren't insane or stupid are bloodless, craven sociopaths who will say anything if they think it will make morons vote for them. Pointing that out over and over again is tedious and pointless. To engage them on the merits of their "ideas" – not a single one of which is of more recent vintage than about 1990, excepting the occasional new and completely insane theory they cook up for attention in this cacophony of monkey howls – adds as much to our intellectual lives as Chris Christie fat jokes, which is to say not a goddamn thing.

http://www.ginandtacos.com/