Pic Of The Moment: Desperate Jeb Bush Makes "Bob The Builder" Pitch To Worried Donors

[EarlG]

After Rough Patch, Bush Begins His ‘Jeb Can Fix It’ Tour

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[femmocrat]

1. First rec!

Check out: https://twitter.com/hashtag/JebCanFixIt?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw for some chortles and guffaws!

[2naSalit]

2. Just like he "fixed it" for W. nt

[DesertRat]

15. Bingo! nt

[LibDemAlways]

3. The powers that be can only continue to prop

Jeb up for so long. At some point they have to take the blinders off and realize that the Repuke base hates him and he has no chance of securing the nomination. Jeb's a loser.

[erronis]

4. Maybe he could switch to being a Third-Way-Dem?

That seems to be a place to put candidates that don't have any idea of how to improve our lot.

[yellowcanine]

5. Face it Jeb! Republican primary voters don't want another Bush.

Maybe if you hadn't helped your brother cheat in Florida in 2000 you would have been the front runner this time around. Who knows?

[pansypoo53219]

6. he can't seem to remember who BROKE it.

and he has the SAME NAME.

[Bossy Monkey]

7. Jeb'll fix it. Jim'll paint it. n/t

[3catwoman3]

8. This campaign slogan...

...is more lame than the monosyllabic JEB!

This one needs to end with different punctuation - Jeb Can Fix It???

[libodem]

9. Now he just needs

Dick Cheney or Sarah Palin for a runningmate.

Who would help make him more electable?

That would make a great poll.

[Angry Dragon]

10. I heard on the news today that jeb said:

I WOULD KILL FOR MY FATHER, I WOULD GO TO JAIL FOR HIM

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

11. He was a good guy way back when

But he fell in with a bad bunch,

Turn in your star Jeb ,it's over

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He knew all along this day would come.

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Give it up Jeb, there are no happy trails ahead.

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He must know by now it's never a sure thing.

[Fritz Walter]

12. The Law of Maslow's Hammer springs to mind

"if all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail"

[dorkzilla]

13. Um...doesn't anyone in his campaign know about Jimmy Savile?

That's a baaaaaad slogan, way worse than Bob the Builder.


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jimmy-savile-abused-schoolchildren-after-1529217

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim%27ll_Fix_It

[Hissyspit]

19. Seriously.

[Frank Cannon]

21. I thought the exact same thing.

Maybe this is a callout to the Bush family's British child molester friends.

[BumRushDaShow]

14. That frontloader is just hilarious!

[czarjak]

16. Must believe it's 2008...

And he's gonna fix his Bubba's mess. Too late.

[PatrickforO]

17. When I first heard the 'Jeb can fix it' line, the thought that came to mind right away

was, "Yep. He sure fixed the election in 2000!"

So, Jeb 'the fixer.'

When is the trial???

[Frank Cannon]

22. I immediately thought of Jimmy Savile

Long-time serial child molester, necrophiliac, and host of UK 's popular TV show Jim'll Fix It.

[tclambert]

18. Jeb: "No, is OK, I fix it."

Potato Jesus immediately came to my mind.

[TrollBuster9090]

20. "Fix" as in the way he "fixed" the 2000 Bush v. Gore election? Probably so...

Or "Fix" as in "Fix" the voter registration rolls in Florida?

Sounds like a pretty accurate slogan to me, what's the problem?

[3catwoman3]

24. So, the slogan should be...

...Jeb DID Fix It.

[trusty elf]

23. ....

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