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Glenn Beck: God Allowed Scalia To Die In Order To Highlight The Importance Of Electing Ted Cruz
Alex Jones: Obama Killed Scalia And 'All Hell Is About To Break Loose
Rick Wiles: Obama Killed Scalia As A Pagan Human Sacrifice
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hueymahl
(2,904 posts)Last edited Wed Feb 17, 2016, 04:10 PM - Edit history (1)
liberalnarb
(4,532 posts)Human101948
(3,457 posts)I've invited Clarence Thomas.
tclambert
(11,193 posts)Not that I have a list. But if I did, Roger Ailes and Rush Limbaugh would place higher on that list than the silent man, Clarence Thomas. Bill O'Reilly might get a prominent place. And then, Martin Dugard could write a book called "Killing O'Reilly" and use his own name as author. If O'Reilly is ever murdered, I would put Dugard first on the list of suspects.
Human101948
(3,457 posts)I'll let you make up the invitations next time.
malthaussen
(18,572 posts)It shames me, the bar is soooo low.
-- Mal
rpannier
(24,924 posts)and straight into the Ancient Alien Astronaut moment
As ro Alex Jones... 'All Hell is going to break loose...' That's all he's been espousing for years. He's a one trick pony who appeals to a small, paranoid, deranged group of people -- like Cruz and Trump and their supporters
Wiles and numerology. I think that probably qualifies as sorcery in the Biblical sense.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,161 posts)and happily, one could download it from YouTube, so I have a copy.
These guys DO have a function, as sources of great comedy.
Thav
(950 posts)God willed the government to murder Scalia to bring about pagan fascism in the US?
I'M SO CONFUSED!
Martin Eden
(15,629 posts)... or rightwing voters who swallow what they say hook, line, and sinker?
KentuckyWoman
(7,401 posts)may or may not listen to those schmucks. More likely they are listening to whatever the preacher tells them on Sunday.
gregcrawford
(2,382 posts)They're raking beaucoup bucks spewing their idiocy all over the airwaves and the Intertubes. If there really was a God, he would have slapped the shit out of Beck long ago for his insufferable hubris.
But then, whatever their preacher tells them ain't all that different.
AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)Tell me about it, man!
Human sacrifice!....getting the mail
washing the car
folding the laundry
going to the ATM
cooking dinner....
Human sacrifice Human sacrifice Human sacrifice
Aways....Jesus! how about a freakin' break from the human sacrifice already?!
63splitwindow
(2,657 posts)
KentuckyWoman
(7,401 posts)So I guess the "muslin" Obama has officially decided not to close all the churches and force us all into sharia law.
I was kinda looking forward to hiding my fat under a burqa. Guess it's back to the diet again.
63splitwindow
(2,657 posts)Elmer S. E. Dump
(5,751 posts)Muslin? Is that what they make the Burkas out of?
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)know why, you are on the wrong site.
Elmer S. E. Dump
(5,751 posts)KentuckyWoman
(7,401 posts)I'm series and no I'm not trying to cast asparagus on them. Only a moran or a cereal troll would do that.
Elmer S. E. Dump
(5,751 posts)mountain grammy
(29,035 posts)Your post is why I don't usually read DU while sitting alone in a diner. People are staring now.
KentuckyWoman
(7,401 posts)But really, all the credit belongs to the clowns we patiently suffer.
nxylas
(6,440 posts)Never heard of the guy. Is he well-known, or is he a latecomer to the scene trying to make a name for himself by out-crazying Beck et al?
captainarizona
(363 posts)Lets e-mail them on who you think SATAN will call home next!
El Shaman
(583 posts)angry white boys running scared and shouting 'fire, fire!!!'.
stonecutter357
(13,045 posts)hemmorid must be acting-up again.
3catwoman3
(29,406 posts)...IS a hemorrhoid.
NoMoreRepugs
(12,076 posts)says a great deal about our neighbors and fellow 'Mericans doesn't it??
never ever underestimate the stupidity of the average american
whathehell
(30,469 posts)The fact is, if the "average American" was a stupid right winger, we would not now be living in President Obama's America.
NoMoreRepugs
(12,076 posts)whathehell
(30,469 posts)There are two types of people I detest: Self-hating Americans and those who look down on "average" people.
Unless you're Finnish, or something, your comments seem to put you in one of those categories.
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lark
(26,081 posts)However, if this was his doing, it was out of disgust for the harm Scalia's done.
gademocrat7
(11,940 posts)Bernardo de La Paz
(60,320 posts)turbinetree
(27,551 posts)just maybe they should be asking these questions, you know if there was quid pro quo on this lawsuit-------------------that is conspiracy and other items of law breaking, why didn't this court take up the case------------------just think about Thomas's wife, currently -------------------------this is why people are pissed off------------------this Citizens United ruling--------------justices making rulings and being in cahoots and going around as "guests" ---------------really
I think the public deserves some answers--------------------
htttp://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-justice-scalia-texas-resort-20160217-story.html
Honk-----------------for a political revolution Bernie 2016
MADem
(135,425 posts)Elmer S. E. Dump
(5,751 posts)KG
(28,795 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)
warrprayer
(4,734 posts)
UtahLib
(3,182 posts)d_legendary1
(2,586 posts)Cuz weed doesn't do that shit to people.
Mendocino
(8,492 posts)Because his age minus Paul's age equal Johns age minus 12 which a nordic sign for death which John referenced in the song Norwegian Wood and Ringo's dog had a license # which ended in 666 if added to the last 3 digits of the Scalias library card, equal the last known street address of Charles Manson, who was referenced in a legal brief once belonging to Hilliary, who is a secret lover of Bernie Sanders, who once while high on heroin, called Reagan a poopy head, and while never observed by John Lewis as existing, but the last lottery ticket numbers bought by Jesse Ventura added to the to the birthdate of JFK equal 719872543, which is the number of the times Clarence Thomas voiced any words divided by 719872543, both Clarence and Scalia were in the same place on 9-11, which was Dick Cheneys secret bunker.
Good God... could it be any clearer !!!
3catwoman3
(29,406 posts)It would totally funny if not for my fear that there are some who would find this to make perfect sense.
Mendocino
(8,492 posts)You must be pinko democrat socialist commie!
3catwoman3
(29,406 posts)Pink has always been one of my favorite colors.
One of my mother's favorite stories about me when I was only 3 was me wanting to know if we could say "Ah, ladies," at the end of bedtime prayers instead of "Ah, men." So, I must be a feminist, too.
(I am staring 65 in the face, and have up the bedtime prayers thing decades ago.)
Mendocino
(8,492 posts)I pray the lord my soul to keep
If I shall die before I wake
I pray the lord my soul to take
My Mom would make me say this one, good grief, that prayer made me try to stay awake all night. Small wonder I'm now agnostic.
3catwoman3
(29,406 posts)Our version was something like this (can't remember the 3rd verse exactly)
Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
(something something thru the night,)
And wake me with the morning light.
I always had the feeling that my parents took me to church because they thought they should, not because they found it to be rewarding for themselves.
My mom is now a Democrat and agnostic, at age 94. She followed in my footsteps -
underpants
(196,495 posts)That's more numbers!!
Awesome post Mendocino
Mendocino
(8,492 posts)I am the eggman.
I would laugh, but the fact that people actually listen to and believe this drivel is really f---ing scary.
Thespian2
(2,741 posts)one makes money by telling audacious lies...the more audacious, the higher the pay check...
Raster
(21,010 posts)Justice Anton Scalia was an obese 79-year old, that smoked like a chimney and drank like a fish. He was under medical care by no less than THREE DOCTORS at the time of his death. Surgery to repair his shoulder was CANCELED BECAUSE HIS OWN FUCKING DOCTORS DID NOT THINK HE HAD THE STRENGTH OR FORTITUDE TO SURVIVE THE SURGERY.
Memo to Glenn Beck: Alex Jones is an opportunistic, bat-shit crazy motherfucker that no one should take seriously. You, on the other hand, have occasional moments of rational clarity, i.e., "Sarah Palin has become a clown. Im embarrassed that I was once for Sarah Palin. Honestly, Im embarrassed
" Have another moment of rational clarity Glenn, and get a clue, this is NOT it.
mdbl
(8,650 posts)Do we really have to listen to this? And who the hell ever equated Scalia with liberty? He was the most regressive anti-liberty judge I can remember in my lifetime.
3catwoman3
(29,406 posts)...can believe this any of this total bullshit, what horrifies me more is my perpetual suspicion that Beck, Jones, and Wiles (and the rest of their ilk) don't believe one damn word of it themselves and are just saying it because it sells.
Believing it is pathetic. Not believing it and pretending to is infinitely worse.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,161 posts)All those tv preachers who can LEGALLY fleece their tv congregation and get rich tax free are in that category.
I have to remind myself that half the population has an IQ less than 100.
3catwoman3
(29,406 posts)Sobering thought, isn't it?
There are those who are only alive because breathing is a reflex action. If they had to decide to breathe in first or out first, they would die before they decided.
Feeling the Bern
(3,839 posts)jalan48
(14,914 posts)These idiots say crazy shit then forget they said it when it doesn't come to pass.
Jamaal510
(10,893 posts)late for being "dead or in jail". What I'm thinking is that they say that stuff to rile their followers up, then hope that people have short memories about their dumb comments once they get egg on their faces.
mac2766
(658 posts)Boogy boogy boogy....
Boogy!!!
redruddyred
(1,615 posts)"obama knows what he's doing! scalia's death was not a mistake!"
kristopher
(29,798 posts)Here's my Tom Clancy version
Actually, you see, this happened in East TX Bush country and it was approved by the 0.001% behind the BFEE (among others) who have decided that the possibility of a President Sanders must be guarded against.
To that end they are setting the stage for a repeat of 2000; only this time, they are aiming for a "permanent solution" for their democracy problem here in the US and to do it they need to deadlock the Supremes.
As it was clear that Scalia would rat them out because he was such an honorable and lovable rogue, not only did he have to go, but because of his he was the perfect trigger for their plan.
Now remember Florida 2000 just drug on and on with no solution, OK?
However, this time the deadlock will occur against a backdrop, not of Brooks Brothers suit clad operatives, but of the carefully cultivated and very heavily armed right wing militia waving their new Bundy Flag and taking over federal facilities all around the country.
The rudderless Federal government will be unable to react - paralyzed with lack of a clear mandate for any leader; this vacuum provides the window of opportunity for Ted Cruz to declare that he won the election. His first, immediate act being to declare martial law and mobilize the National Guard to "deal with the crisis".
Martial law will become the new normal as General President For Life Cruz is coronated.
That is a dark fantasy. What is real, however, is that the US really is special. We are the ONLY Presidential democracy that has survived any length of time without devolving into a military dictatorship.*
*Factoid that may or may not be absolutely true which I picked up in college class on fascism.
yellowcanine
(36,792 posts)Rapture Index 183
Liberalism 5+1 The death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia breaks the conservative majority in the court.
Net Change +1
Updated Feb 15, 2016
PatrickforO
(15,426 posts)Call me silly, but I want Obama to replace Mad Scalia with someone sane.
CanonRay
(16,171 posts)the bullshit.
rladdi
(581 posts)are they fit to run a nation, or even hold any public office. These are not normal people, educated people, They are the trash of America.