Pic Of The Moment: Four Predictions For Ted Cruz's "Major Announcement" This Afternoon

[EarlG]

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[Tommy2Tone]

1. OMG

So Funny?

[byronius]

2. This is a terrible insult to potatoes.

[mindwalker_i]

6. Should repurpose the song "Eye of the Tiger"

"Eye of the Tater"

[Elmer S. E. Dump]

10. Good thing their eyes aren't very good.

[onehandle]

3. Admins:

Donald Trump is live on TV now playing a new character. A competent one.

He is working with a professionally written speech.


The Primary is Over.

The General Election Has Begun.

It is Time To Focus On Trump.

[LynneSin]

8. Trump is also moving to the middle

When Trump supported transgenders using restrooms of their choice I knew Trump no longer had any use for the low IQ voters and was moving towards the middle to gain the support of independents and disgruntled democrats who won't support the primary winner even if their candidate endorses the other candidate.

[zebonaut]

4. He'll announce he only saw the DC Madame 3 times

[MyOwnPeace]

5. I predict...........

ALL of the above!!!!!

[NoMoreRepugs]

7. ya gotta feel sorry for the mouth booger having to lug Cruz around

[2naSalit]

9. All four images

are gag-worthy but the worst of them is #1!! I can't imagine that anyone really likes this guy all that much and somehow I can't help but think that Heidi is in it for fame she thinks he'll bring her... she already has money.

[C Moon]

11. That first one made me chuckle. :D But I love the last one!!

[rocktivity]

12. Acutally, there is such a thing as a crippling allergy to light

https://globalgenes.org/raredaily/erythropoietic-protoporphyria/


rocktivity

[Bad Dog]

13. The fourth picture, where he comes out as potato.

Looks like Donald Trump taking off a Ted Cruz mask.

[Fritz Walter]

14. Number 3 confirms what I've maintained all along

He's the re-embodiment of Grandpa Munster, and as a vampire, cannot stand daylight.

[PJMcK]

15. Really, EarlG?

Sir, you are brilliant and your contributions to this website have been effective, humorous and powerful.

However, this photo montage was lame. Ted Cruz is yesterday's news. Please continue your progressive point of view and look forward.

DESTROY DONALD TRUMP!

[Enrique]

16. it turned out to be #2!

[JohnnyRingo]

21. LOL!

I was thinking that was at least close.

[TygrBright]

17. And the answer is...... NUMBER TWO! (You set it up that way, dincha, EarlG?) n/t

[d_legendary1]

18. This reminds me of the Sirius and XM merger

Its like tying two rocks together and tossing them in a lake to see if they'll float.

[Mira]

19. You light up my life with what you do

EarlG
I'm a visual person, one who loves satire and making straight forward fun of where it needs to happen.
I''m looking at this one with splayed fingers, loving it, but really
it makes me want to throw up.

[TennesseeDem]

20. I thought he was going to finally confess to revealing he was the Zodiac Killer all along.

[cliffordu]

22. Well the mouth booger prediction is correct.

She sang her acceptance today, apparently.

[Feeling the Bern]

23. Warn me on #2. His mouth booger made me vomit a little.