Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:20 PM
sarae (3,284 posts)
Watch Alex Jones Slowly Devolve Into A Literal Baby Over US Election
I can't stop laughing at this...
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73 replies, 10897 views
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sarae | Oct 2016 | OP |
tonyt53 | Oct 2016 | #1 | |
sarae | Oct 2016 | #4 | |
DK504 | Oct 2016 | #49 | |
NewJeffCT | Oct 2016 | #40 | |
apcalc | Oct 2016 | #2 | |
Bernardo de La Paz | Oct 2016 | #10 | |
apcalc | Oct 2016 | #23 | |
Bernardo de La Paz | Oct 2016 | #24 | |
apcalc | Oct 2016 | #37 | |
Bernardo de La Paz | Oct 2016 | #38 | |
frogmarch | Oct 2016 | #3 | |
sarae | Oct 2016 | #9 | |
frogmarch | Oct 2016 | #11 | |
turbinetree | Oct 2016 | #5 | |
sarae | Oct 2016 | #19 | |
turbinetree | Oct 2016 | #48 | |
geardaddy | Oct 2016 | #6 | |
sarae | Oct 2016 | #8 | |
They_Live | Oct 2016 | #42 | |
GWC58 | Oct 2016 | #7 | |
Moostache | Oct 2016 | #12 | |
sarae | Oct 2016 | #17 | |
Saviolo | Oct 2016 | #28 | |
Plucketeer | Oct 2016 | #59 | |
sarae | Oct 2016 | #67 | |
Saviolo | Oct 2016 | #69 | |
stonecutter357 | Oct 2016 | #13 | |
sarae | Oct 2016 | #18 | |
Monk06 | Oct 2016 | #33 | |
Buckeye_Democrat | Oct 2016 | #15 | |
Laf.La.Dem. | Oct 2016 | #16 | |
sarae | Oct 2016 | #21 | |
Saviolo | Oct 2016 | #20 | |
LakeArenal | Oct 2016 | #46 | |
Cracklin Charlie | Oct 2016 | #22 | |
Gothmog | Oct 2016 | #25 | |
meadowlark5 | Oct 2016 | #27 | |
vercetti2021 | Oct 2016 | #29 | |
underpants | Oct 2016 | #30 | |
ffr | Oct 2016 | #31 | |
Missn-Hitch | Oct 2016 | #32 | |
tblue37 | Oct 2016 | #34 | |
ThoughtCriminal | Oct 2016 | #35 | |
mahatmakanejeeves | Oct 2016 | #39 | |
They_Live | Oct 2016 | #44 | |
Laser102 | Oct 2016 | #41 | |
Wibly | Oct 2016 | #43 | |
LakeArenal | Oct 2016 | #45 | |
Amonester | Oct 2016 | #50 | |
japple | Oct 2016 | #47 | |
sailfla | Oct 2016 | #52 | |
NurseJackie | Oct 2016 | #51 | |
Stevepol | Oct 2016 | #53 | |
Historic NY | Oct 2016 | #54 | |
Spitfire of ATJ | Oct 2016 | #55 | |
usaf-vet | Oct 2016 | #56 | |
RaymondLuxuryYacht | Oct 2016 | #58 | |
Xipe Totec | Oct 2016 | #60 | |
Frustratedlady | Oct 2016 | #61 | |
RBInMaine | Oct 2016 | #62 | |
RBInMaine | Oct 2016 | #63 | |
sarae | Oct 2016 | #65 | |
backscatter712 | Oct 2016 | #71 | |
targetpractice | Oct 2016 | #64 | |
cab67 | Oct 2016 | #66 | |
Lindsay Aikman | Oct 2016 | #68 | |
Feeling the Bern | Oct 2016 | #70 | |
Crowman1979 | Oct 2016 | #72 | |
sarae | Oct 2016 | #73 |
Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:22 PM
tonyt53 (5,737 posts)
1. Hell, this guy is better at crying on demand than Glen Beck or Jerry Falwell.
Response to tonyt53 (Reply #1)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:24 PM
sarae (3,284 posts)
4. LOL, you can tell he really "feels" what he's saying...
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Response to sarae (Reply #4)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 05:35 PM
DK504 (3,847 posts)
49. Wah
I felt he was gonna stroke. Damn
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Response to tonyt53 (Reply #1)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 05:00 PM
NewJeffCT (56,737 posts)
40. they should all get together
and have a big cry-fest. Maybe they'll feel better?
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Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:23 PM
apcalc (4,287 posts)
2. Is he for real? That's WWWF stuff...
Last edited Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:56 PM - Edit history (1) Good grief....what a wacko.
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Response to apcalc (Reply #2)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:31 PM
Bernardo de La Paz (41,716 posts)
10. WWE. I don't think you mean World Wildlife Fund. . . . nt
Response to Bernardo de La Paz (Reply #10)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:57 PM
apcalc (4,287 posts)
23. Sry, I mean world wide wrestling federation
Response to apcalc (Reply #23)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 04:02 PM
Bernardo de La Paz (41,716 posts)
24. There is no such thing
Response to Bernardo de La Paz (Reply #24)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 04:31 PM
apcalc (4,287 posts)
37. You are right!
Got the letters mixed...anyway, like wrestling with acting!😉
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Response to apcalc (Reply #37)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 04:33 PM
Bernardo de La Paz (41,716 posts)
38. That's cool. Now you know! Onward we go. . . . nt
Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:24 PM
frogmarch (11,441 posts)
3. Thanks!
I saw it on Facebook but couldn't find it on You Tube, and I wanted to so badly, because I wanted to email it around.
Love the sound enhancements too! ![]() |
Response to frogmarch (Reply #3)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:28 PM
sarae (3,284 posts)
9. you're welcome! :)
It sounds like he's broadcasting from hell...and he calls Clinton the demon! lololol
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Response to sarae (Reply #9)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:33 PM
frogmarch (11,441 posts)
11. We're gonna have frikken Linda Blair for president!
The whole thing is just too much, isn't it? I can't stop laughing either.
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Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:24 PM
turbinetree (22,852 posts)
5. He looks and sounds like a half baked flake of self righteous
this is just to funny, looks like his tin foil hat was about to explode and then he did, someone has to cut and paste his head onto the Linda Blair movie on the scene when it spins around
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Response to turbinetree (Reply #5)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:45 PM
sarae (3,284 posts)
19. lol!
I swear he's about to explode at the end...I've never seen anyone turn so red.
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Response to sarae (Reply #19)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 05:24 PM
turbinetree (22,852 posts)
48. He looks like he was going to go red tomato, not green or yellow but RED
veins popping out on the side of his neck, eyes going full blown bat s**t crazy.
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Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:25 PM
geardaddy (23,427 posts)
6. Ewww, that sound when he wipes his face.
![]() oh, and just him ![]() He can go rot in a FEMA trailer for all I care. |
Response to geardaddy (Reply #6)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:26 PM
sarae (3,284 posts)
8. haha! I picked up on that sound, too...
GROSS
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Response to geardaddy (Reply #6)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 05:06 PM
They_Live (3,013 posts)
42. loose lip flop
and snap-back.
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Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:25 PM
GWC58 (2,678 posts)
7. Talk about unhinged!?! Hey Alex, your dr called. He has a Rx
for your psyche meds.🙃🙄😜😜😜
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Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:33 PM
Moostache (9,466 posts)
12. So much fail, so little time to point it out....
1) As soon as anyone, ANYONE, starts talking about demons...they are officially considered mentally deranged by me. They may have been abused to reach that level or they may have gone there all on their own, but whatever the reason, once someone starts intimating that they think demons, devils, angels and the like are "real", they have no further intellectual value to me.
2) Anyone who goes into such histrionics on queue is a dangerous charlatan and someone that the FBI and Secret Service should keep two people (minimum) assigned to monitor their movements and track them. 3) I would rather have 10,000 Syrian refugees than 1 Alex Jones in this country. |
Response to Moostache (Reply #12)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:41 PM
sarae (3,284 posts)
17. Yep, I agree with all your points...
FYI, his "proof" that Obama and Clinton are demons?
"Because flies are always landing on them." I swear I'm not making this up - he really said that. ![]() |
Response to sarae (Reply #17)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 04:08 PM
Saviolo (3,073 posts)
28. Cenk from TYT tears Alex Jones up about that:
Response to Saviolo (Reply #28)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 06:43 PM
Plucketeer (12,882 posts)
59. And Jones has offspring, no less!
It's a cryin' shame he wasn't born sterile.
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Response to sarae (Reply #67)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 09:37 PM
Saviolo (3,073 posts)
69. Ooops!
This is the one I meant to link:
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Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:36 PM
stonecutter357 (12,371 posts)
13. that is some real woo woo..
Response to stonecutter357 (Reply #13)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 04:15 PM
Monk06 (7,675 posts)
33. He's being doin the fake boo hoo for America for years I think Beck learned it from him
The guy is carny barker just like all the alt righters |
Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:37 PM
Buckeye_Democrat (13,969 posts)
15. In the old days, he'd be inside a mental asylum!
"Medication time! Medication time!"
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Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:39 PM
Laf.La.Dem. (2,864 posts)
16. He cried the same way when he found out about Sandy Hook school shooting
Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting conspiracy - he claimed it was a "govenemt" fake operation
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Response to Laf.La.Dem. (Reply #16)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:49 PM
sarae (3,284 posts)
21. I can't tell if he really believes the stuff he says
or if he's just doing it to be theatrical? There's something seriously wrong with him either way.
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Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:48 PM
Saviolo (3,073 posts)
20. If we stop paying attention to him, will he go away?
This is the kind of crap that whips the far right into a complete frenzy. It terrifies me. The GOP and the right are approaching this election entirely differently from the rational people on the left. Some of them truly believe that this is a battle against pure evil. Demonic possession, devils, spirits, Satan, the whole nine yards.
Listen, as a progressive I know that if Trump is somehow elected, it won't be the end of the world. It will be a major setback, and a political nightmare. It will set back human rights, women's rights, LGBT rights, the rights of POC, immigrants, and the poor decades at least. It will take further decades to undo all of the nonsense he would enact if he manages to get his spray-tanned tiny fingers on power for even one term. But some of those on the far right believe that this is a true battle against evil. That if Hillary is elected it will plunge the world into decades of darkness and fire and brimstone. They feel like this is a battle for human survival. How do you even communicate in any rational way with these people? How can you talk to someone like Alex Jones or Roger Stone? They have no respect for others (as seen by them crashing TYT's live broadcast from the GOP convention), and they just are completely irrational. Their political beliefs are so informed by their delusions, I have no idea how to even engage in a meaningful way. |
Response to Saviolo (Reply #20)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 05:12 PM
LakeArenal (21,893 posts)
46. We stopped paying attention to Glen Beck and that worked out pretty well.
Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 03:50 PM
Cracklin Charlie (11,411 posts)
22. Could. Not. Stop. Laughing.
It's like a skit from Kentucky Fried Movie.
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Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 04:04 PM
Gothmog (111,079 posts)
25. Alex Jones is an unhinged maniac
I also laughed at this idiot
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Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 04:06 PM
meadowlark5 (2,795 posts)
27. He is certifiably insane
Actually, if anyone is a demon that stinks of sulfur, it's that fat clod. Just watch his evilness eek out of him. Or it could just be farts. He looks like someone who eats badly and farts a lot.
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Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 04:08 PM
vercetti2021 (7,485 posts)
29. Dude
... I said the other night that Donald Trump was the most cringy thing I've ever seen. Until this.
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Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 04:09 PM
underpants (169,357 posts)
30. Time for the A Team
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Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 04:14 PM
ffr (21,419 posts)
31. Not really funny if you know who he's whispering to
The impressionable listeners who will act out on his behalf. He sounds a lot like this man.
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Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 04:15 PM
Missn-Hitch (1,325 posts)
32. I predict Jones gets the 8 o'clock time slot
on the all new Trump-Happy-Time-Liberty-Freedom-Patriot channel. Coming in 2017!
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Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 04:16 PM
tblue37 (52,882 posts)
34. He's gonna pop a blood vessel. Oh, well. nt
Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 04:17 PM
ThoughtCriminal (13,014 posts)
35. This is the kind of stuff trump supporters actually believe
What does it take for someone to still vote for Trump? Thinking this is real.
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Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 04:51 PM
mahatmakanejeeves (44,958 posts)
39. Cafe.com literally does not know the meaning of the word "literal." NT
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Response to mahatmakanejeeves (Reply #39)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 05:09 PM
They_Live (3,013 posts)
44. Yeah you're right.
He did not transform into a baby.
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Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 05:03 PM
Laser102 (816 posts)
41. Bwahahahaha. Loving it.
Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 05:08 PM
Wibly (482 posts)
43. "I'm not going to go along with it"?
When he says America will have Linda Blair as President and he's "not going to go along with it" I got concerned. If he actually said those words, it sounds like some sort of threat.
I think the Secret Service should be looking into this, if he actually said it, because it sounds like a threat on the life of a Presidential candidate. |
Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 05:10 PM
LakeArenal (21,893 posts)
45. Let's see if I got this straight now...
Hillary Clinton has the face of a demon. Right?
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Response to LakeArenal (Reply #45)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 05:36 PM
Amonester (11,541 posts)
50. Projection, a Psycho-logical one Freud said. n/t
Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 05:22 PM
japple (8,827 posts)
47. Hell, this was almost as good as Jimmy Swaggart!
Hoping the rest of the teaparty will post their meltdowns. I just love the drama!
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Response to japple (Reply #47)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 05:57 PM
sailfla (239 posts)
52. Very close to that, my friend
Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 05:38 PM
NurseJackie (42,862 posts)
51. Oh ... he ain't rite.
Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 05:59 PM
Stevepol (4,234 posts)
53. Our country has become an asylum.
Oh for the days of the "fairness doctrine."
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Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 06:08 PM
Historic NY (35,344 posts)
54. Someday he's going to stroke out mid sentence.
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Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 06:22 PM
Spitfire of ATJ (32,723 posts)
55. And to think some Liberals thought he was on their side.
Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 06:26 PM
usaf-vet (4,780 posts)
56. That is one crazy ass delusional fool.
Holy crap what is that guy on. I hope he is locked up at night. Oh and good luck there is no lever that is going to put Donnie in the WH.
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Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 06:33 PM
RaymondLuxuryYacht (66 posts)
58. Pazuzu hath spoken!
Is that smacking wet sound real? Gnarly. Sounds like a baby playing in a puddle of puke.
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Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 06:45 PM
Xipe Totec (43,517 posts)
60. Take that man to a taco truck. Quick! nt
Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 06:50 PM
Frustratedlady (15,860 posts)
61. He is a good candidate for a stroke. eom
Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 06:54 PM
RBInMaine (13,570 posts)
62. Linda Blair played a character that looks sweet and peaceful compared to this raving lunatic.
Response to RBInMaine (Reply #62)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 06:55 PM
RBInMaine (13,570 posts)
63. Too bad that blubber-encased heart of his wouldn't just vapor lock. He's an inhuman bag of cow shit.
Response to RBInMaine (Reply #62)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 10:27 PM
backscatter712 (26,354 posts)
71. Yep. I'd rather have President Linda Blair than President Patrick Bateman... n/t
Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 06:55 PM
targetpractice (4,714 posts)
64. I hated her SO MUCH... It'd.it..the FLAMES...
Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 07:53 PM
cab67 (2,143 posts)
66. I still haven't decided if he's serious or acting on a regular basis.
His weeping in this clip is obviously fake, but I have a hard time imagining anyone voluntarily behaving like he does without needing to.
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Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 09:34 PM
Lindsay Aikman (6 posts)
68. DEMON FROM HELL?
This man needs an intervention and (at least) a 72-hour involuntary hold at the nearest psychiatric crisis facility.
Do listeners actually find this entertaining? |
Response to sarae (Original post)
Wed Oct 12, 2016, 09:41 PM
Feeling the Bern (3,839 posts)
70. Cocaine is a helluva drug!
Response to sarae (Original post)
Thu Oct 13, 2016, 12:21 AM
Crowman1979 (3,844 posts)
72. What happened? The video is gone!
Damn! I was hoping for some cheap laughs. Where did the video go sarae? Please find a link if you can.
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Response to Crowman1979 (Reply #72)
Thu Oct 13, 2016, 06:24 AM
sarae (3,284 posts)
73. WTF! I just tried looking for other copies of the video
and every single one I found is doing the same thing – saying video has been flagged or removed by user.
I guess Alex Jones isn't too happy about the way he looks on this video...LOLOLOL! ![]() |