PROPHECY: "Trump Will Win Predicted By Bible Codes"

[Quixote1818]

Uh oh! We're in trouble!

[dhol82]

1. Damn! I don't even want to open the feed!

[stopbush]

2. The Buy-bull.

[bitterross]

14. OMG "Buy-Bull" I never thought of that!

Thank you. I'm so mad at myself for never putting that together.

[Warpy]

4. The same ones that keep predicting the end of the earth?

Sure, bring 'em on. This is the most positive sign I've seen of a Clinton win so far.

[cstanleytech]

5. So I wonder does this mean the bible can also be used to win the lottery cause

I could really use the money lol

[TxVietVet]

6. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Conservanut bu$hit.

I'll bet their bible codes say the Earth is flat.

[W T F]

7. Is that the same guy who predicted the end of the World, a few years ago?

[bucolic_frolic]

8. Guy needs Xanax

Will he show his face on Wednesday?

[yuiyoshida]

10. SEE THAT???? They don't want a President

THEY WANT A KING!!! They want him to be KING Donald of the America's. Its gag worthy

[immoderate]

11. On Wednesday, Rabbi Glaser will know that the Bible is bullshit.

--imm

[Enrique]

12. it's rigged!

[3catwoman3]

13. The word 'president' is...

...in the bible? Really? Which translation might that be?

[Moonwalk]

22. It's an obscure Jewish word "Plotz-tchatchke" from the old testament..

The passage is from Exodus and it goes:

"Oy, Moses, you are such a "big thing" [President]. If God hadn't already chosen you, we'd have chosen you."

Thus, the Bible clearly indicates that the Hebrews would have voted Moses president if he hadn't already been installed.

[SteelSmasher]

18. Which

Horseman of the apocalypse do you think the Donald is?

[mountain grammy]

19. this guy look so much like my brother in law

and is just as stupid.

[rusty quoin]

20. So when the Bible Codes are proved wrong, what does that mean green jacketed bald dude?

Nothing as always. People like you are false...always. And you never pay a price, because reality never had anything to do with it.

[SteelSmasher]

21. Correct

I didn't even think about it. You are totally right. He might come back with another prediction in a few years but there will be others to take his place regardless.

[world wide wally]

23. This guy actually makes money doing this?

[mdbl]

24. These Morons make up belief systems every day

Whichever one can make them the most money from stupid people who listen to them.

[Nitram]

25. LOL, time to break ouit the tinfoil hats!

[Red Knight]

26. So I just wasted my time voting for nothing?

Jeeeesh. Now if he can tell me what I'm having for lunch, that'd be great. Can't make up my mind. Does God want me to have a chicken salad sandwich or tacos?

[vormgieter]

27. here's a 1797 prophecy...

Trumpty Dumpty, built a big wall,
Trumpty Dumpty, will show them all!
And neither endorsers nor congressmen,
know they'd better get behind him just as fast as they can!

Trumpty Dumpty, high on his wall,
Trumpty Dumpty, will make the call!
And all his enforcers, Open Carrying Men,
know it’s their turn to make America Great Again!

Trumpty Dumpty, behind his wall,
Trumpty Dumpty's lies spin out of control!
And all for the worse his past just caught up again:
accusers lie big league believe me, we all know i'm innocent!

Trumpty Dumpty, jumps the crumblin’ wall,
Trumpty DumpTV will start come this fall!
And all the remorsers, they know by then,
that America was great before their shit hit the fan!

[Vogon_Glory]

28. I Doubt The Almighty Hates Us That Much

Although my belief in American exceptionalism died when the right-wingers on the Supreme Court handed the White House to Dubya.