SNL Donald Trump, Lester Holt Cold Open

[mucifer]

[customerserviceguy]

1. Damned funny! n/t

[furtheradu]

2. SO dang funny! I needed that tonight!

Goood Medicine!

[TomCADem]

3. Sadly, The Line About It Not Really Mattering...

...that Trump admitted to obstructing justice hits a little too close to home.

[furtheradu]

4. Yes. I thought it was important to hear it though. .

Out loud, in front of God and ever'body.
The studio audience got it too.
I hear Ya,though.. last week's show had me sobbing for my Country.

[bagelsforbreakfast]

6. That line was the truest thing on Corporate Media about the situation... n/m

[Dustlawyer]

11. I hope Paul Ryan is really pissed, he deserves that and so much more!

I only wish he had rung the bell again and Mitch McChinless came out to ask if Trump needed his ass wiped again!

[Pachamama]

5. "Serial Tapist"....

[DFW]

7. Rats. "Not available in your country."

I'll have to take your word for it

[roscoeroscoe]

8. Where,

Texas?

[DFW]

9. Germany

Coming to you live and in color from the Düsseldorf area. Texas hasn't seceded yet to my knowledge.

[BeyondGeography]

10. The line about how he sits. Indeed...The world is his toilet

Brilliant.

[meow2u3]

12. He feeds me dog food - SNL's Paul Ryan