Hurricanes the Fault of All You Sinners, Shame-Shame on you

[packman]

Ironic - Guy saying, "You should not be deceived" as he speaks with forked tongue. Of course, Jim Bakker is selling his survival crap in a bucket. But, after going to my local Publix for a few items and seeing bare shelves - that bucket is looking pretty good right now.

[Laf.La.Dem.]

1. WOW - if you have two or more gays in the city - destroy homes of thousands!

THAT is a man of GOD?

[packman]

2. Abraham pleading with God Who is about to destroy Sodom

Abraham plea starts with "if you find 50 good men, will you not spare the city?" God agrees on 50, he will not destroy Sodom--- then it goes down and down, until--


Abraham said, “Now that I have been so bold as to speak to the Lord, what if only twenty can be found there?”

He said, “For the sake of twenty, I will not destroy it.”

Then he said, “May the Lord not be angry, but let me speak just once more. What if only ten can be found there?”

He answered, “For the sake of ten, I will not destroy it.”

But that God, He ain't having none of it.

[longship]

5. Lot, not Abraham. nt

[Major Nikon]

3. That's a special kinda stupid right there

[longship]

4. And buy my buckets of slop! (Here a chef critiques them.)

Here's the lowdown on Bakker's post apocalypse garbage pail rations. (Apparently his followers will not be part of the rapture.)

Stuff is apparently nasty.

[progressoid]

15. Yummy!

[gilligan]

6. Lord save me!

[tomhagen]

7. These people sadly have defective minds

[niyad]

8. if I were deity, I would be reallllllly pissed at what these assholes are claiming in MY name!

[videohead5]

9. You Mean Sinning,

Is causing this? like pathological lying and grabbing pussy?

[VWolf]

10. Why can't these people all

go fuck themselves and be done with it?

[world wide wally]

11. Like the child sex trafficking on Mars for instance

[rickford66]

12. In all God's Universe, he's checking your pecker.

Does he count how many times you shake it?

[Angry Dragon]

13. $175 for a food bucket .. .. what a bunch of grifters and liars

[Thor_MN]

14. From what I have read, just about anything that you can pull out of floodwaters is more edible.

[geretogo]

16. These are the sick people that helped put the monster in the White House .