Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 9/25/17

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1. "He's the world's most powerful toddler"

That statement is so true.

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2. And this has to be one of Colbert's most powerful monologues ever

He walked right up to the line with this one, IMO, but we need his humor now more than ever!

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3. So many good lines

Colbert is consistently brilliant (and that's two things you cannot say about orange bloat).

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4. I know, and each one tops the other!

He hits one out of the park every single night, not that there's any shortage of material.