Whats stronger than diamonds Whats tougher than US Steel
What come out once a week After Sundays meal
Its gonna kill him gonna knock him dead
when he pushes it out his face turns red
Trumps Dumps Theyre coming out black
Too much KFC
Trumps Dump theyre hard as a rock
Theyre dense as can be
Lyrics:
Monday ts Pizza Hut Tuesdays Taco Bell
The rest of the week is steak overcooked
and some ice cream with a chocolate shell
Then he sits on the toilet just like giving birth
a tight wad of feces the worst shit on earth!
Trumps Dumps Theyre coming out black
Too much KFC
Trumps Dump theyre hard as a rock
Theyre dense as can be
And a steady supply of Diet Coke won't loose that load
And if he keeps it up it's guaranteed that his colon explodes
Just like Elvis Presley and Lenny Bruce
He'll making number 2 when he goes vamoose
In mid tweet! On the toilet seat