Nissan Leaf gas-powered everything commercial

[mahatmakanejeeves]

Hat tip:

I think we should take this suggestion all the way: small-scale distributed fossil fuel ERRYTHANG

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[Fred Sanders]

1. Always check the engine oil level of office copiers once a month using the dipstick.

[forgotmylogin]

3. Getting those copy machines to Valvoline Instant Oil Change is going to be a problem.

Luckily the big office ones have wheels...you just gotta line them up over the trench in the floor.

[gay texan]

5. I put a turbocharger on my copier

I have to use the expensive synthetic racing oil. It will shoot TPS reports (with cover sheet) fifty yards.

[forgotmylogin]

6. I hate when those damn kids drag race their spreadsheets down the hall.

[Eliot Rosewater]

2. New tax plan by the terrorist party eliminates tax credits for these, I hear

[handmade34]

4. would have had one

this summer if they went further on charge

got another Subaru instead... would rather have electric though... if only I lived in the city

[jmowreader]

7. It's interesting the car they chose to put next to the gas pump

A Volt is a plug-in hybrid. If you live within 15 miles of work, or there's a charger at your workplace and you live within 40 miles, you need to use fuel stabilizer to keep the gas from going bad in the tank.