Samantha Bee: Stephen Miller, enterprising slime mold

[turbinetree]

[Gothmog]

1. Stephen Miller is an idiot

[brush]

2. and one advising an idiot on our country's immigration policy. We're officially in bizarro world.

[Red Pest]

3. Unfair to slime mold

It is unfair to compare slime mold to Stephen Miller. Slime molds, and their bacterial counterparts (myxobacteria), are very interesting organisms and are the subject of much scientific study to help us understand cellular differentiation and cell-cell communication. Stephen Miller is just a racist idiot.

[Plucketeer]

5. Stephen Miller is a one-celled organism

And he needs to be locked up in it!

[longship]

4. Here...

he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and rip ya to pieces…