Pretty soon youre gonna be tryin to marry your dogs.....

[tomhagen]

[shenmue]

1. I'd like to marry my dog, but I think he's seeing someone else

[hlthe2b]

2. I can't; my dogs always see me as "MOM"

[samnsara]

3. my dogs got long golden hair and smiles whenever he sees me..

..but hes about 95 in human years and he hasn't worked in ages. My dog husband of choice would have been my Afghan Hound....he was a LOOKER!! Flowing white locks! Gorgeous profile.....tall and had that exotic foreign accent!

[RKP5637]

4. I don't know! My dog doesn't like to take baths!!!

[delisen]

5. Would I have to divorce my dog if he was mean to me?

If so , I think it is better if we just live together.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. I don't have a dog; can I marry a cat?

Problem is, I have three cats and if I married just one of them the others would be jealous. Can there be such a thing as polyfeligamy?

[rond302]

7. First Wife

I would have been better off to have married my dog than marrying my first wife

[gopiscrap]

9. welcome to DU

[hermetic]

8. Hmm, looks like her husband

already did.

[Boomerproud]

11. DUZY!

LOL!

[rpannier]

13. Sounds like he married a troll

One from Dungeons and Dragons

[ProudLib72]

10. My dog thinks she is married to me

Sometimes my wife thinks my dog is married to me. The reality is my dog is excels at acting cute so she'll get attention.

[Mr.Bill]

12. I sleep with my dogs.

I'll never sleep with a republican.