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tomhagen

(3,604 posts) Sun Jan 28, 2018, 01:30 PM Jan 2018

Pretty soon youre gonna be tryin to marry your dogs.....

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Pretty soon youre gonna be tryin to marry your dogs..... (Original Post) tomhagen Jan 2018 OP

I'd like to marry my dog, but I think he's seeing someone else shenmue Jan 2018 #1

I can't; my dogs always see me as "MOM" hlthe2b Jan 2018 #2

my dogs got long golden hair and smiles whenever he sees me.. samnsara Jan 2018 #3

I don't know! My dog doesn't like to take baths!!! RKP5637 Jan 2018 #4

Would I have to divorce my dog if he was mean to me? delisen Jan 2018 #5

I don't have a dog; can I marry a cat? The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2018 #6

First Wife rond302 Jan 2018 #7

welcome to DU gopiscrap Jan 2018 #9

Hmm, looks like her husband hermetic Jan 2018 #8

DUZY! Boomerproud Jan 2018 #11

Sounds like he married a troll rpannier Jan 2018 #13

My dog thinks she is married to me ProudLib72 Jan 2018 #10

I sleep with my dogs. Mr.Bill Jan 2018 #12

shenmue

(38,599 posts)

1. I'd like to marry my dog, but I think he's seeing someone else

Reply to tomhagen (Original post)

Sun Jan 28, 2018, 01:31 PM

Jan 2018

hlthe2b

(114,673 posts)

2. I can't; my dogs always see me as "MOM"

Reply to shenmue (Reply #1)

Sun Jan 28, 2018, 01:33 PM

Jan 2018

samnsara

(18,781 posts)

3. my dogs got long golden hair and smiles whenever he sees me..

Reply to tomhagen (Original post)

Sun Jan 28, 2018, 01:39 PM

Jan 2018

..but hes about 95 in human years and he hasn't worked in ages. My dog husband of choice would have been my Afghan Hound....he was a LOOKER!! Flowing white locks! Gorgeous profile.....tall and had that exotic foreign accent!

RKP5637

(67,112 posts)

4. I don't know! My dog doesn't like to take baths!!!

Reply to tomhagen (Original post)

Sun Jan 28, 2018, 01:40 PM

Jan 2018

delisen

(7,422 posts)

5. Would I have to divorce my dog if he was mean to me?

Reply to tomhagen (Original post)

Sun Jan 28, 2018, 01:43 PM

Jan 2018

If so , I think it is better if we just live together.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(131,217 posts)

6. I don't have a dog; can I marry a cat?

Reply to tomhagen (Original post)

Sun Jan 28, 2018, 02:17 PM

Jan 2018

Problem is, I have three cats and if I married just one of them the others would be jealous. Can there be such a thing as polyfeligamy?

rond302

(1 post)

7. First Wife

Reply to tomhagen (Original post)

Sun Jan 28, 2018, 03:12 PM

Jan 2018

I would have been better off to have married my dog than marrying my first wife

gopiscrap

(24,778 posts)

9. welcome to DU

Reply to rond302 (Reply #7)

Sun Jan 28, 2018, 03:47 PM

Jan 2018

hermetic

(9,281 posts)

8. Hmm, looks like her husband

Reply to tomhagen (Original post)

Sun Jan 28, 2018, 03:37 PM

Jan 2018

already did.

Boomerproud

(9,360 posts)

11. DUZY!

Reply to hermetic (Reply #8)

Sun Jan 28, 2018, 07:03 PM

Jan 2018

LOL!

rpannier

(24,956 posts)

13. Sounds like he married a troll

Reply to hermetic (Reply #8)

Mon Jan 29, 2018, 01:16 AM

Jan 2018

One from Dungeons and Dragons

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

10. My dog thinks she is married to me

Reply to tomhagen (Original post)

Sun Jan 28, 2018, 06:31 PM

Jan 2018

Sometimes my wife thinks my dog is married to me. The reality is my dog is excels at acting cute so she'll get attention.

Mr.Bill

(24,906 posts)

12. I sleep with my dogs.

Reply to tomhagen (Original post)

Sun Jan 28, 2018, 11:01 PM

Jan 2018

I'll never sleep with a republican.

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