Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 2/26/18

[Rhiannon12866]

Trump Claims He Would Have 'Run' Into The School

During Monday's meeting with governors, Donald Trump proposed one thing that might have prevented the school shooting in Florida: himself.



NRA Members Are Losing Perks

NRA members still have their AR-15's but saying goodbye to '15% off.'



A Snake Responds To Trump's 'Snake' Poem

A serpent in attendance at CPAC 2018 had trouble swallowing Trump's favorite xenophobic (and ophidiophobic) anecdote whole.

[trusty elf]

1. "Worst responder"

love it!

[Rhiannon12866]

2. I know! That made me laugh, too!

And everytime we think the Trump Show is as blatantly offensive as it can get, someone in that deplorable cast manages to top the last act!

[nuxvomica]

3. I was annoyed about Fedex's discount

until I realized that a 26% discount from them is still probably more costly than sending the same package via good ol' USPS. Slower too. Fedex is absolutely the worst carrier. I don't know how they stay in business.

[Rhiannon12866]

4. They obviously don't have the volume.

So it's going to cost a lot more. But how many people order guns through the mail? If they do, extensive background checks - which the overwhelming majority of Americans support - would put a serious crimp in their business.

[Rhiannon12866]

5. Just checked in and it still looks like they're one of the few holdouts

Last edited Wed Feb 28, 2018, 12:55 AM - Edit history (1)

Not a smart move if they hope to extend their customer base beyond those who oppose gun restrictions - which the overwhelming percentage of Americans supported even before this latest tragedy.

On edit: Update - https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210299114