Is trump merely a hairless alpha male chimp with a small dick?

[tomhagen]

Remember; trump is really hairless. He takes propecia for the birds nest on his head

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. yes

[BigMin28]

2. The chimp

Is more attractive and has better social skills. The best social skills.

[FM123]

4. Yes. And the chimp is more "bigly" and "like real smart".

[SkyDaddy7]

11. "...the chimp is more "bigly"

THANK-YOU! …Although you nearly killed me it feels good to REALLY LOL!

[FM123]

12. glad you liked it

[heaven05]

3. probably

he's trying too hard to appear as an alpha male. Beta, probably not even that. His inheritance gave him his balls. Zed male from the bottom of the swamp.

[mnhtnbb]

5. He might be. But he really is nothing more than an orange sack of shit

who should be flushed down the sewer of history.

[paleotn]

6. He's not an alpha male....

He's not even a delta male. If it weren't for daddy's money, he'd be a cheesy, used car salesman, completely clueless as to why he can't get laid.

[Mr.Bill]

8. Having been a car salesman,

I can assure you Trump wouldn't last one hour in the car business.

[paleotn]

9. My apologies....

There's virtually no one you can compare Dumpster to without insulting good people.

[Mr.Bill]

10. No offence taken.

We know what our reputation is like. But even if every bad thing you heard about car salesmen was true, it comes nowhere near Trump's level of evil.

[Mr.Bill]

7. How dare you insult chimps like that.