Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 5/14/18

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1. Trump squinting to read his teleprompter without glasses

Painful to watch, but hilarious at the same time.

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2. And I have no doubt that Colbert showed that painful clip on purpose

Stephen skewers Trump every night, but last night's was up-to-the-minute brilliant!

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4. Colbert was truly exceptional last night, his writers must have been working up till the last minute

But then he's been known to ad lib his monologue if news breaks while he's taping. Back in the day, I couldn't stand Joe Scarborough, but Trump is so heinous, even a lot of Republicans are as offended as we are!

And if we drank over every time Trump did something offensive, we'd all be candidates for rehab!

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5. K&R for calling Tucker Carlson a d*ck