Trump appears 'smack dab in the middle of a conspiracy to defraud the United States'

[Miles Archer]

[sandensea]

1. Cheeto's been smack dab in the middle of a conspiracy to defraud somone or other

since befor many of us were born.

[flibbitygiblets]

2. Straight from the horse's Futerfas

Has there ever been a face so perfect for prison life?

[erronis]

4. Well, I could also suggest Jared Kushner's. Between the two of them

they could probably take care of a whole cell wing in a major federal penitentiary. 10-20 years?

Poppa won't be much good for anything other than cleaning toilets.

[AZ8theist]

3. Jr.

Entitled, SMUG ASSHOLE.

The douche doesn't fall far from the bag.

[colorado_ufo]

5. He's marrying Kimberly Guilfoyle.

Karma's a bitch.