ABC Unveils First Teaser For Roseanne Spinoff The Conners

[DonViejo]

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/abc-unveils-first-teaser-for-roseanne-spinoff-the-conners/

[Harker]

1. I don't get it.

Evidently, neither does abc.

[bitterross]

2. Anticipation? Not so much.

I hope the premiere has them all at her funeral at the very least though. Maybe her character could have died because of cancer from Russian Asbestos. Or maybe from Monsanto glyphosate. Maybe the character could be killed by a white supremacist while she was passing by a rally. Or she could be killed at a Wal-Mart during a mass shooting.

The list goes on.

[forgotmylogin]

3. I vote for

run down by a Fox News truck while crossing the street to stop a child from selling lemonade without a permit.

I hope it's not a grief-wallow. She deserves no less than to be Charlie Sheen'd.

[sueh]

4. The less said about her character, the better, IMHO.

[BigmanPigman]

5. John Goodman said that Roseanne gets killed off.

Sad, BIGLY.

[90-percent]

6. She's been institutionalized

And John Goodman can do a Bob Newhart one way phone conversation with her every week.

"Yes, that's right, Rosie, Trump hanged Robert Mueller during a SH Sanders press gaggle. Bob Costas is in serious but stable condition with rope burns covering his neck."

-90% Jimmy