Rush Limbaugh Claims Hurricane Is an Obama Conspiracy to Cancel GOP Convention

[SkyDaddy7]

[link:http://www.politicususa.com/rush-limbaugh-claims-hurricane-obama-conspiracy-cancel-gop-convention.html|

[louis-t]

1. He didn't! Really?

That's crazy, even for him.

[BeyondGeography]

2. Rush knew he had Obama

when he saw the storm was named after a liberal Jew.

[tridim]

3. Oxycontin is a hell of a drug.

[DrDan]

4. when we had a plethora of shark attacks off the coast of Florida, he blamed it on Clinton

got to admit, he has a fertile imagination

I attribute it to some waste backing up into that overly-large head

[1StrongBlackMan]

5. Moderators, please don't hesistate to delete if it violates any rules ...

But I'm sorry ... I have to post the transcript. This lunacy can't go unread (without my commentary) ...

LIMBAUGH: So we got a hurricane coming.

Yep

The National Hurricane Center, which is a government agency, is very hopeful that the hurricane gets near Tampa.

Huh? Hopeful?

The National Hurricane Center is Obama. It’s the National Weather Service, part of the commerce department. It’s Obama. The media, it’s all about the hurricane hitting next week, and they’re not talking about Biden, they’re talking about this Hurricane Isaac thing.

Well there IS a hurricane headed towards Tampa?!?

Well, you know, we who live in south Florida become experts. We don’t need the National Hurricane Center, and we don’t need all these weather dolts analyzing this for us.

Yep ... Our god tells us what's gonna happen.

Well, we need the center, we can look at their charts and graphs, we know what to do, we can read the stuff. I’ve been tracking the charted forecast track of the storm, and they’re moving it sometimes to the east. The latest, 11 o’clock, they moved it to the west as a cat 1 impact in Naples, Fort Myers area.

So which is it? Do you need the (President) Obama NWS info or not? By the way, what time is your flight and where are you broadcasting from?

This morning at five a.m., the impact was Miami. We’re still not talking about ’til next Tuesday, so it’s gonna be all over the ballpark between now and then.

Okay ... I take it your flight is sometime before Tuesday, right?

I gotta stop ... I can't continue.
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[SkyDaddy7]

6. Rush claims he does not need government agencies like...

NOAA & The National Weather Service because he can read the hurricane projection charts himself...Where the hell does Rush think those charts come from, GAWD???

[Arkansas Granny]

7. So now Rush thinks that Obama is powerful enough to control the weather?

He really needs to back away from that bottle of Oxy.

[ancianita]

8. Yeah right.

When it happens to 'regular people,' it's god's punishment. But when it happens to elites, it's Obama's fault. This is the kind of cultural mindset a Romney administration and his media would bring to the USA.

[rurallib]

9. Limbaugh, you blowhard, why don't you just blow it back to sea

and save all your rich buddies?

[cyberswede]

10. Now we know what Obama is doing in this photo...

He's conjurin' up a nice tropical storm!

[HopeHoops]

12. That's his "magic orb of evil liberal communist fascist socialism" or something. Or maybe not.

It could just be a lightbulb behind him.

[HopeHoops]

11. "Hey, like wow, man. The prez guy just like fucked with a hurricane and shit. Cool, dude."

I take oxycodone in moderation. He needs to stop dropping 10 pills at a time.