Constipated Religious Lunatics attempting to pray away a Hurricane. Enjoy

[tomhagen]

[trusty elf]

1. ......

[olegramps]

12. He should go down to the shore and command it cease and justly rewarded and drowns. Hallelujah

[trusty elf]

2. ......

[Solly Mack]

3. LMAO

[3Hotdogs]

5. Masturrbating and buggering.... Jesus don't like that shit going on.

He, He-ing, She, She-ing and Me, me-ing.


Remember, "Every sperm is sacred.."

[paleotn]

21. Snort!!!

[Fullduplexxx]

4. Yea they may as well wave burning sage at it

[Racerdog1]

6. Could be wrong

Isn't the same dumbfuck that said the hurricanes if Florida were punishment for our wayward ways? Karma is a bitch dumbass snake oil salesman.

[SWBTATTReg]

7. Robertson is a nut...nt

[jayschool2013]

8. Great. The Shield is up.

Hallay-fucking-looyah.

Christ on a cracker, these people are nuts.

[packman]

9. Thanks for the best laff I've had this week

I am going to raise my hand towards my cat and pray to Jeezus to stop him from throwing up.

Pat is getting old, maybe God will call him up into the winds of the hurricane, NOW that would be funny.

[world wide wally]

10. Then it will be a good beach day, Pat

Pack a lunch.

[turbinetree]

11. Hey Pat, can I call you Pat....................

check back in on Thursday and Friday and give us your thoughts and prayers on your ability to forecast weather,

Here check out this post and tell us what you think.........................

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211114707

[yuiyoshida]

13. He looks like an Animated zombie Corpse

Leave the planet already Pat.... and leave us all the fuck alone!

[Brother Buzz]

14. There's no proof Pat Robertson contracted syphilis from goats in Korea

SO STOP SAYING THAT!

[SergeStorms]

23. BOB!

I really miss Bob Boudelang. I always looked forward to his rapier-like wit, and all the news from the Daisy Trailer Park. I do hope he's well. And he's NOT DEAD, so stop saying that! Arrest my case.

[Rural_Progressive]

15. Haven't seen the old fart in some time

So when did he change over to being a dead wringer for the Crypt Keeper?

[geretogo]

16. These nut cases are producing more atheists every day .

[tomhagen]

17. If it hits; you'll forget about this; if it misses; he'll claim victory

[rtracey]

18. ok

Ok, so why are we worried....? Thanks for Robertson who pushed this hurricane away.... now, let's make a deal, if it comes, then you will need to walk away from all the shyster shit you are pulling and give back every cent you stole from these idiots...ahhhh followers....

[SergeStorms]

19. Have at it, Pat.

Can you imagine the wailing and gnashing of teeth when this decrepit old fraud dies? Looking at him you just know he needs the blood of 13 virgins a day (assorted male and female) transfused into his body to keep him alive (if that's what you want to call it). I give him 6 months, and I give Donald Trump 7-18 years, hard labor.

[paleotn]

20. Ain't gonna work, Pat...

It's coming right for you, because god hates your fucking ass. By their own logic, god hates Moore, Oklahoma more than any other municipality on earth.

[tomhagen]

22. Jesus has been failing at stopping hurricanes and tornadoes for a long long time

[tomhagen]

24. Breaking News: Hurricane hits Coast; Jesus is a no show once again