Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 2/4/19

[Rhiannon12866]

Trump's SOTU Theme: 'Choosing Greatness'

Stephen provides some alternatives after Trump declares 'Choosing Greatness' as the theme of his State of the Union Address.




Ralph Northam Can't Moonwalk His Way Out Of This

In the face of countless calls for his resignation following a racist photograph, Virginia Governor Ralph Northam nearly moonwalked.




Gwyneth Paltrow Is Being Sued For Reckless Skiing

Gwyneth Paltrow is being sued for $3.1 million by a fellow skier who claims she 'knocked him out' on the slopes.




Stephen Interviews Trump's Super Bowl Interview

A 'The Late Show' Exclusive: Stephen Colbert's Interview of Margaret Brennan's Pre-Super Bowl Interview of President Trump.

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1. Oozing

[Rhiannon12866]

2. Exactly!

It's not like I'll be intentionally avoiding it - I honestly don't think I could stand listening to him for that long! When the news turns to his ridiculous and self promoting speeches - I just have to change the channel!

[trusty elf]

3. I will definitely be intentionally avoiding it!

He is one of the most repulsive and clueless human beings on the planet, which does make for much malodorous fodder for our late night comedians.

Thanks again for posting these clips!

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4. "Now I see why you're afraid of birds"

One of the best jokes about Agent Orange--simple yet hilarious!
Thank you, Rhiannon, for your devoted posting.