The Best Of Clint Eastwood's SURREAL Convention Speech

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As Jamelle Bouie put it on Twitter, "This is a perfect representation of the campaign: an old white man arguing with an imaginary Barack Obama."

[bitchkitty]

1. Jesus, George Bush was more articulate. n/t

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3. LOL! He just turned himself into a bigger fool that W. The comedy writers are gorging themselves

on this material. The Good, The Bad and a DUMMY!

[DesertRat]

2. Cringe-worthy

[xtraxritical]

4. Just pathetic, like everything about the R&R campaign.

Clint is a good representation of the Republican party - on their last legs.

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5. Heh,..Actors who play tough guys....yup,..sounds like republicans.

[xtraxritical]

6. Just like that pathetic ex-senator Thomas whats his name, who does the reverse mortgage commercials.

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7. Fred Thompson....another rethug tough-guy full of beans. Try to scare you with his deep

masculine southern accent voice. They are the first weasels to jump ship on the first hint of conflict or trouble. They aren't bad boys at all......they are wanna-be bad boys who are afraid of their own fart.

[Canuckistanian]

8. That's it. I'm done with Clint

Whatever ounce of compassion he had is gone.

He's sold his soul.

Bye, Clint. Asshole.

[Auggie]

23. Yeah, so am I ...

[Voice for Peace]

9. I've had a vivid mental image of Meryl Streep tonight watching this spectacle.

[Cha]

17. I'd like to be a spider on that wall! I kept wondering

what Morgan Freeman thought of Clint's "performance"?

Sad. But, he's messing with our country. Like Roger Ebert tweeted. "He didn't have to do this to himself..he's better than this."

[NJCher]

10. this is republican theatrics for you

1. dumb
2. childish

Who's stupid idea was this?


Cher

[cleduc]

11. I thought it was an awful speech

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12. His speech will be shredded and used as bird shit liner by the morn.

[tblue37]

13. I can't wait until tomorrow night. Bill Maher is going to have so much

fun with this on Real Time!

[Pachamama]

15. I cant wait till the Daily Show...

I bet Jon Stewart and the staff at the Daily Show are going to have a blast with this one....

[Granny M]

14. I suspect there is something wrong with him

besides republicanism. Maybe dementia?

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19. How about boozing. Rubio came out to the podium after Eastwood and took one swig of his water

and gagged yelling out.." I think I just drank Clint Eastwood's water. Now why would Rubio gag on plain old water so quickly? Because the so-called water was really GIN. Eastwood was probably intoxicated throughout the evening.

[_Liann_]

16. Tough Guys for RMoney...

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20. You mean 'wanna be' tough guys. Chicken shitters talking tough.

[Major Hogwash]

18. Oh, Jesus Christ . . it was even worse than I thought it would be.

I couldn't stand to sit and watch Eastwood make an ass of himself last night.
His bit was even worse than I thought it would be.

[KansDem]

21. It was pathetic!

Okay, okay, was willing to cut the guy some slack, but his "schtick" was downright depressing!

Is this the best the GOP can do?

[EnviroBat]

22. This was beneath pathetic.

What a moron...

[KurtNYC]

24. love the hair

Einstein used to comb his hair out on purpose. Lucas lifted the look for Yoda.

..but on Eastwood it just makes it seem more like he is sleep walking.