Stephen Colbert (is back!) - Monologue and Opening - 9/3/19

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[trusty elf]

1. "If you wanna make an omelet, you gotta nuke a few IHOPs."

Thanks, Rhiannon12866,

and welcome back Stephen!

[Rhiannon12866]

3. Awwww! Love it! Especially the shoes, LOL!

Another good one, thanks! And it's so great to finally have him back, too!

[trusty elf]

2. ...

[Rhiannon12866]

4. OMG, is that Kim Davis??

Inspired! She and Sarah are the perfect pair!

[Kali]

9. BWAHAHAHA!!!

[crazytown]

5. Noticeably no enthusiasm for Stephen's Biden jokes.

The respect and goodwill people have for the man is real.

[Rhiannon12866]

6. Keep in mind that they're just jokes, tomorrow's guest is going to be Joe Biden

And Stephen is really looking forward to having him on. It should be a really good show - and then he has Mayor Pete on Thursday. He loves political guests, and having two top candidates in the same week has to be an ideal lineup for him!

[crazytown]

7. Stephen's 2015 interview was just excellent

Looking for to it!

[Rhiannon12866]

8. You can tell that he is, too - he must consider it quite a coup!

You can tell that political guests are still his favorites - especially those he can also have fun with!