Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 9/16/19

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[Lady_Chat]

1. Thank you!

Was looking for this and couldn't find it, till now. Thanks again!

[Rhiannon12866]

2. You're very welcome! I've been posting Colbert's monologue and opening every night since 2017

Watching it made me feel better so I figured others here would appreciate the humor - and this was quite a banner edition, LOL!

[Fritz Walter]

3. Pizza!

[Rhiannon12866]

4. That one made me laugh, too!

He really pulled out all the stops tonight!