Mar-a-Lego

[BumRushDaShow]

My cousin just texted this to me this morning!

[KY_EnviroGuy]

1. How many deplorables will go shopping for this at Walgreen?

Having not found it, they'll then drive over to Walmart and bug the shit out of them......

[BumRushDaShow]

2. ....

[ECSkeptic]

3. Kind of makes sense....

...because I have kids and have stepped on a Lego or two in my day.

So castoffs from Mar-a-Lego will scatter across America, hiding in dark places like evil seeds, causing great pain.

[bobbieinok]

4. I want one!! I want one!! I believe this was on Jimmy Kimmel??

Could someone make and sell this? Bet there's be a BIG market!

[BumRushDaShow]

5. It looks and sounds like it was on somebody's show (you can hear brief laughs/claps)

I had originally thought SNL because they used to always do stuff like this, but the late night shows have really picked up the ball and run with the satirical commercials!

ETA - it has an ABC logo on it so probably was his show.

[bobbieinok]

8. Saw this on excerpt from show posted at DU

[BumRushDaShow]

10. Just saw that post as what I guess was his "opening"?

with the clip near the end.

However someone had posted it as a standalone on youtube and my cousin forwarded the link this morning!

As it is, I can't stay up to watch shows past 10 anymore (hard enough to do anything past 9 either - I am an early bird). The videos have been a godsend though.

[Roy Rolling]

6. "Deploy the Butt Kickers!"

“No quid pro quo!”

Love it!

[fleur-de-lisa]

7. Complete with a golden toilet!

[smb]

9. Alternatively, There's This Option

[BumRushDaShow]

11. ...

"tiny Kung Fu grip".

(I remember when those "Kung Fu grip" GI Joes came out )

[Fla Dem]

12. Excellent. Very creative. That took some work.

[Initech]

13. Does it come with exposed rebar, faulty kitchen equipemnt, and bed bugs?

Asking for a friend...

[BumRushDaShow]

14. Those accessories are sold separately

but would make nice gifts for the birthdays or holidays!

[kimbutgar]

15. So funny and true