Pic Of The Moment: In First Campaign Video, Sessions Targets Voters Who Like Pathetic Brown-Nosers

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[keithbvadu2]

1. It worked for Rafael Cruz.

It worked for Rafael Cruz.

[JohnnyRingo]

2. Jeezus

Jeff Sessions is a reincarnation of a beagle hound that would take a severe beating then fetch slippers.

This begs the question if Sessions thinks Trump will actually endorse Roy Moore, and whether that matters. The Republican party needs to change It's mascot from an elephant to a Dodo bird. Ancient, stupid, and destined to certain extinction.

[Linda Ed]

11. Love your post

May I use it on other blogs?

[JohnnyRingo]

12. Yes.

I would add "limp away" to fetch slippers.

[Linda Ed]

14. This is the sentence I laughed and loved

The Republican party needs to change It's mascot from an elephant to a Dodo bird.

[PJMcK]

3. What a cuckold

Hey, Sessions!

Are you really that desperate to get back in the game?

Fucking loser.

[Initech]

4. Trump drained the swamp and then refilled it with the same shit water.

[bdamomma]

5. bend over

I guess Sessions needs some of that dirty money.

[Crowman2009]

6. Can't wait for some right-wing cannibalism between Sessions and Moore.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

7. Keebler. n/t

[Mc Mike]

8. He's going for the S vote and the M vote.

It's a turn on.

[Harker]

9. That quote looks like something from

an opponent's ad.

[gordianot]

10. It is all very simple in the age of Trump.

Words have no meaning. Believe nothing they say.

[underpants]

13. Didn't get invited to the game yesterday?

Soooo sad