Trump, at press conference with China's Vice Premier: "Comey choked like a dog"

[Miles Archer]

[True Blue American]

1. All the while Pence stood there

And smiled.

[samnsara]

2. either he or his deranged parents actually choked a dog..

[Baked Potato]

3. Lordy! There may have been tapes...

[Submariner]

4. If you were a narcissistic braggadocio wouldn't you want stuff on tape

so you can show off to your friends how you succeeded in your revenge plots? I bet Trump does.

[Baked Potato]

6. I hope so. Whenever Rump uses the term "dog",

he’s really angry and to him it’s the ultimate insult.

[Thomas Hurt]

5. Trump whines like one.

[Southern Blueneck]

7. Speaking of Such,

please keep wolfing down that junk food, Donnie!

[Skittles]

8. Trump is so FUCKING PATHETIC