Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 1/31/20

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Democratic Primary Gets Weird As Iowa Caucus Draws Near

Things sure are getting strange on the campaign trail as the first contest in the Democratic presidential primary approaches. Did you see Mike Bloomberg shake that dog's snout?




La'Darius, Gaby & Jerry From "Cheer" Bring You "Mat Talk For Regular People"

Are you feeling exhausted? Uninspired? Lacking the motivation to do even the simplest things? Then you need "Mat Talk for Regular People." Special thanks to Jerry, La'Darius, Gabi and Coach Monica from the cast of "Cheer" for developing this important new solution for motivational deficiencies.




Two-Man Sport-Shout: Super Football Edition!

CBS Sports' own Larry Bo Barry and Gary Nanafanafoferry preview THE BIG GAME in their new segment, "Two-Man Sport-Shout!"




The Border Wall Is Falling Down

LSSC Nursery Rhymes presents a brand new patriotic song to sing with your kids.

[marble falls]

1. Thanks!

[Rhiannon12866]

2. Thank you!

I don't know what we'd do without Stephen Colbert, these days!

[TexasTowelie]

3. I'm catching up on the videos and saw the one on mat talk.

Navarro Junior College is in Corsicana, Texas and they play some of the other junior colleges in towns where I resided like Blinn JC in Brenham and Wharton JC in Wharton. I also have a friend from Corsicana who was one of my fellow math majors when I went to Southwestern. I think that friend is running his father's gas station now.

[Rhiannon12866]

4. That's very cool!

There's not much chance that The Late Show will show anything from my neck-of-the-woods - unless Elise Stefanik does something else extremely embarrassing!