Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 2/11/20

[Rhiannon12866]

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[Fritz Walter]

1. PLOD TURD MAN

Adding it to my ever-growing list of nick-names!


Thanks!

[cp]

2. Best, most concise description of DOJ's current location

Thank you, Rhiannon, for posting humor.

[hkp11]

3. Awesome!!

Ending was the best!!! PLOD TURD MAN!!

Thank you!!! I usually catch your posts of Stephen Colbert, but don't comment.

[Rhiannon12866]

4. I stay up late so you don't have to!

I post Colbert's monologue and Opening every night. These days, I figure we could use more humor here.